Dr. Jim Getz — Tofurkey Gourmand
@jimgetz.bsky.social
Historian of ancient Near Eastern ritual, religion, and magic. Associate Prof of Intellectual Heritage at Temple U. Pedagogy wonk.
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Philly AF. Speaking for no one but myself.
he/they/Dr
Philly AF. Speaking for no one but myself.
Makes sense. It’s a shortcut out of making a rue.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Makes sense. It’s a shortcut out of making a rue.
Please fire Kevin. I know it won’t make things magically better; but we need some sort of elimination rite to purge the badness and bring us communal catharsis.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Please fire Kevin. I know it won’t make things magically better; but we need some sort of elimination rite to purge the badness and bring us communal catharsis.
We pelted Santa with ice balls. The battery thing was at a Phillies game.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We pelted Santa with ice balls. The battery thing was at a Phillies game.
Santa can’t send you to hell—he just punches you if you’re a heretic.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Santa can’t send you to hell—he just punches you if you’re a heretic.
Are you telling me Santa isn’t real?
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Are you telling me Santa isn’t real?
Shit, even Santa is leaving.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Shit, even Santa is leaving.
Whelp, time to buy this shirt I guess. bsky.app/profile/jimg...
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Whelp, time to buy this shirt I guess. bsky.app/profile/jimg...
Hell yeah defense.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hell yeah defense.
I mean. The players are not the problem on offense.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean. The players are not the problem on offense.
Hell yeah.
a philadelphia eagles flag with the words fly eagles fly on it
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November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hell yeah.
The Eagles offense does not deserve our defense.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Eagles offense does not deserve our defense.
Nice sack.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nice sack.
I mean… you’re not wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I mean… you’re not wrong.
Good in you. I’m just gonna get fucked up on a Friday afternoon. 🫠
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Good in you. I’m just gonna get fucked up on a Friday afternoon. 🫠
I’m glad for points.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m glad for points.
Great offensive scheme from Chicago.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Great offensive scheme from Chicago.
We boo because we care.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We boo because we care.
But for full disclosure, I only use a moka pot on vacation. I have a Gaggia espresso machine at home.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
But for full disclosure, I only use a moka pot on vacation. I have a Gaggia espresso machine at home.
Can’t remember off the top of my head (it’s been a few years); I just remember thinking that it was too much.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can’t remember off the top of my head (it’s been a few years); I just remember thinking that it was too much.
James Hoffmann did a ridiculous multi-part deep dive of the physics involved a few years back. It was quite interesting, but ultimately his suggestions were too finicky for me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
James Hoffmann did a ridiculous multi-part deep dive of the physics involved a few years back. It was quite interesting, but ultimately his suggestions were too finicky for me.