Jim Caris
@jimcaris.bsky.social
We all know that the whole reason for scrapping trial by jury is to make sure one of these situations results in punishment while the other doesn't.
This whole "pretending things aren't what they obviously are" charade is so exhausting
This whole "pretending things aren't what they obviously are" charade is so exhausting
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
We all know that the whole reason for scrapping trial by jury is to make sure one of these situations results in punishment while the other doesn't.
This whole "pretending things aren't what they obviously are" charade is so exhausting
This whole "pretending things aren't what they obviously are" charade is so exhausting
Probably the only genuinely good photo I've ever taken. Was walking home from work back in 2016 and snapped this on my iPhone 4 (a very old phone by then). Ended up being the December photo in my then-employer's company calendar.
Kinda wish I'd had a better camera, but it turned out ok.
Kinda wish I'd had a better camera, but it turned out ok.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Probably the only genuinely good photo I've ever taken. Was walking home from work back in 2016 and snapped this on my iPhone 4 (a very old phone by then). Ended up being the December photo in my then-employer's company calendar.
Kinda wish I'd had a better camera, but it turned out ok.
Kinda wish I'd had a better camera, but it turned out ok.
Presented without comment
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Presented without comment
Why have UK direct-marketers started beginning the subject lines of their emails with a space and a comma like this? It's really fucking annoying and amateurish
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Why have UK direct-marketers started beginning the subject lines of their emails with a space and a comma like this? It's really fucking annoying and amateurish
I said this in response to something else today (Sinan's quote of your Rachel Riley post) but it seems to apply here too. I imagine it applies to quite a lot of things.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I said this in response to something else today (Sinan's quote of your Rachel Riley post) but it seems to apply here too. I imagine it applies to quite a lot of things.
Oh I see the temperature here is going to reach the dizzying heights of zero degrees today, we're so lucky
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh I see the temperature here is going to reach the dizzying heights of zero degrees today, we're so lucky
Do we have a word that describes this reaction to people pointing out you've said something stupid? I feel like we need a term for this because it happens so often.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Do we have a word that describes this reaction to people pointing out you've said something stupid? I feel like we need a term for this because it happens so often.
Anyone shared this one yet, or have we all forgotten Kim Ye-Ji already?
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Anyone shared this one yet, or have we all forgotten Kim Ye-Ji already?
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen Wes Streeting and the carved turnip in the same room at the same time, okay?
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen Wes Streeting and the carved turnip in the same room at the same time, okay?
I don't see the problem. I always open doors like this
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don't see the problem. I always open doors like this
I hope he’s got legal clearance from Rockstar Games for that name. They’re notoriously protective of their IP.
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I hope he’s got legal clearance from Rockstar Games for that name. They’re notoriously protective of their IP.
This prompted me to google Dinky Toys, and omg people will polarise over anything won't they
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This prompted me to google Dinky Toys, and omg people will polarise over anything won't they
They did have a This is Sparta display at the Sparta Prague football stadium a long time ago (when I moved here, so in the early 2010s). And you can get a This is Sparta lanyard from the ice hockey club's merch site, which I find weirdly hilarious
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They did have a This is Sparta display at the Sparta Prague football stadium a long time ago (when I moved here, so in the early 2010s). And you can get a This is Sparta lanyard from the ice hockey club's merch site, which I find weirdly hilarious
Why is this such a reliable indicator?
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why is this such a reliable indicator?
Padding the list out with AI slop, I see
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Padding the list out with AI slop, I see
Ah yes, the final game of the "Ket Trilogy", the first of which was the wonderfully titled "Mountains of Ket"
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ah yes, the final game of the "Ket Trilogy", the first of which was the wonderfully titled "Mountains of Ket"
"Not a problem, I'll just fold myself in half"
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Not a problem, I'll just fold myself in half"
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Let's be very clear about what is being supported here (btw these are two separate incidents)
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Let's be very clear about what is being supported here (btw these are two separate incidents)
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, ok?
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, ok?
This grin is how we know no animals were harmed in the making of Super Monkey Ball
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This grin is how we know no animals were harmed in the making of Super Monkey Ball
“I was told there would be fish”
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
“I was told there would be fish”
John Major's version of Kier Starmer's speech was better
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
John Major's version of Kier Starmer's speech was better