Is that not the celebrated Minnie Cauldwell in the front-row there?

Does it go vice versa:

If you have a squirty penis you are a man. Otherwise you are not.

There is a movie out now called The Thing With Feathers. It's about a man grief/guilt-ridden after his wife's sudden death.
He suffers a visitation from an unruly guardian-angel crow; the latter voiced by David Thewlis. The film is proving to be not everyone's cup of tea. Maybe you would like it.

Oh doe it isn’t!

Completely dematerialised? Is that a metaphor for misplacing it, or losing it? Or do you mean it literally?

Remembrance of Things Piste

It would work on Long John Silver's good leg.

1. Charlie & Inez Foxx
2. Jimi Hendrix
3. Love
4. Incredible String Band
5. Pink Floyd
6. Urban Mole Rats
7. Clash
8. Pogues
9. Pulp
10. Roches

Happiness is a arm pun