Lieutenant Corporal Browski, USMC
@jimbrowski12.bsky.social
"There are many who do not know they are fascists, but will find it out when the time comes" -Hemmingway
That oath says "...and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice." Murder is illegal in the UCMJ. But I wouldn't expect a former image consultant to know that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That oath says "...and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice." Murder is illegal in the UCMJ. But I wouldn't expect a former image consultant to know that.
Greg fucks cows. Pass it on.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Greg fucks cows. Pass it on.
JP Morgan had better lawyer up.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
JP Morgan had better lawyer up.
They're going to keep doing this shit until states start filing charges and prosecute. Meantime, make this motherfucker internet famous. Someone knows him.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They're going to keep doing this shit until states start filing charges and prosecute. Meantime, make this motherfucker internet famous. Someone knows him.
Frankly, they lasted 39 days longer than I thought they would. But what exactly was the fucking point of shutting it down for 40 days in exchange for precisely nothing? Zilch? They sold the family cow for a bag of magic beans.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Frankly, they lasted 39 days longer than I thought they would. But what exactly was the fucking point of shutting it down for 40 days in exchange for precisely nothing? Zilch? They sold the family cow for a bag of magic beans.
He can put it on the mantle next to Rick Scott's phony "Champion For Freedom" award and all the gold urns.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
He can put it on the mantle next to Rick Scott's phony "Champion For Freedom" award and all the gold urns.
They should check with Rick Scott if they're handing out phony awards to Trump. He knows a guy.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They should check with Rick Scott if they're handing out phony awards to Trump. He knows a guy.
They don't make Kevlar™ the way they used to.
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
They don't make Kevlar™ the way they used to.
He's already on it. The "Arc" de Trump. One more thing we'll have to demo when this is over.
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
He's already on it. The "Arc" de Trump. One more thing we'll have to demo when this is over.
Now that prices are due to go up the Times is back to calling it Obamacare.
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Now that prices are due to go up the Times is back to calling it Obamacare.
Trying to figure out how he wedges those ham hocks into those dress shoes.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trying to figure out how he wedges those ham hocks into those dress shoes.
Funky cold edema.
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Funky cold edema.
And how many shoehorns does it take for Karoline Leavitt to wedge those swollen cankles into those shoes?
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And how many shoehorns does it take for Karoline Leavitt to wedge those swollen cankles into those shoes?
Correction: Suburban IS totally fine, as long as they're the one using it.
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Correction: Suburban IS totally fine, as long as they're the one using it.
Toscha doesn't like people using the word "suburban". Suburbanite is totally fine though!
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Toscha doesn't like people using the word "suburban". Suburbanite is totally fine though!
The vandalism of the White House is a metaphor for the destruction he’s caused to the entire country.
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The vandalism of the White House is a metaphor for the destruction he’s caused to the entire country.
Well, I hope the Brewers hung on to that big 'L' flag. Maybe mocking the Cubs after the NLDS wasn't such a great idea?
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Well, I hope the Brewers hung on to that big 'L' flag. Maybe mocking the Cubs after the NLDS wasn't such a great idea?
That's more or less how the Boston Massacre happened.
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That's more or less how the Boston Massacre happened.
People protesting on the National Mall? I mean, whoever heard of such a thing? Mike better go find some pearls to clutch, a couch to faint on.
October 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
People protesting on the National Mall? I mean, whoever heard of such a thing? Mike better go find some pearls to clutch, a couch to faint on.
Did Albert Speer design this one too?
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Did Albert Speer design this one too?