We have told the kids to say goodbye to the little furball so many times that they have started to question the whole notion of mortality.

It's more that you had them in the squad so didn't need to replace them. Martinelli and Saka have probably saved you 100m in transfer fees. We signed Darwin as a bit of an unnecessary signing, but the others were to replace outgoings I'd say - but Jota is a sick note so maybe needed another

And you've had Saka turn into the second best right winger in the league, so you've saved yourselves a fortune in that respect.

And Trossard. You also had Laca and PEA on the books which is presumably why you didn't add anyone and had Martinelli come through.

Just doesn't seem like Arteta wants a 9, but you've spent plenty on the forward line.

Spent pretty much £200m each on forwards since 2019/20. You just dropped most of yours on Havertz and Pepe 🤷‍♂️

You get one free in the egg.

Ta very much.

They have to keep playing the same game over and over again because they won't let the other team get the final word in.