Jimothy Clydesdale
@jimbo-clyde.bsky.social
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1) Text only, no media (sorry ladies)
2) “Proper” Grammar* (English teacher grandmother, sorry again)
3) Gender Neutral Pronouns* (“Folks” is intentional every time, it was that or Fuckers and I wanted to be inclusive, not sorry)
*where applicable
1) Text only, no media (sorry ladies)
2) “Proper” Grammar* (English teacher grandmother, sorry again)
3) Gender Neutral Pronouns* (“Folks” is intentional every time, it was that or Fuckers and I wanted to be inclusive, not sorry)
*where applicable
I just walked past an Irish Pub to get to a Mexican restaurant
That is all
That is all
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just walked past an Irish Pub to get to a Mexican restaurant
That is all
That is all
Just found out I’ll be pounding rod tomorrow
Time to drink water and rest up
Time to drink water and rest up
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just found out I’ll be pounding rod tomorrow
Time to drink water and rest up
Time to drink water and rest up
Pulled my leg from the water.. why is it steaming
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Pulled my leg from the water.. why is it steaming
Sweating my ass off in the bath
As God Intended
As God Intended
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sweating my ass off in the bath
As God Intended
As God Intended
WAIT!! I can just blame my joint pain on the cold front that is coming through!
I’m not even in my mid-20s
Kill me
I’m not even in my mid-20s
Kill me
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
WAIT!! I can just blame my joint pain on the cold front that is coming through!
I’m not even in my mid-20s
Kill me
I’m not even in my mid-20s
Kill me
It is underrated how much I despise the suburb north of my hometown, for its lack of navigability (everything’s hidden by trees and nothing is walkable) as well as its general.. “holier than thou” vibe due to the significant planned community/HOA shenanigans present
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It is underrated how much I despise the suburb north of my hometown, for its lack of navigability (everything’s hidden by trees and nothing is walkable) as well as its general.. “holier than thou” vibe due to the significant planned community/HOA shenanigans present
I’ve been wearing earplugs for much of this car ride and, while I know many people dislike them because of the pressure on their ears, this pair aren’t too bad and oh my LORD I just took them out and everything’s so fucking loud
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’ve been wearing earplugs for much of this car ride and, while I know many people dislike them because of the pressure on their ears, this pair aren’t too bad and oh my LORD I just took them out and everything’s so fucking loud
Imagine hating me and I’ve done everything I can to make amends
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Imagine hating me and I’ve done everything I can to make amends
Hey, Tidal, why is this- oh.. this is not regular Bossa Nova on the stop.drop.rewind radio, this is proggy Bossa Nova
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey, Tidal, why is this- oh.. this is not regular Bossa Nova on the stop.drop.rewind radio, this is proggy Bossa Nova
Cranking stop.drop.rewind’s Christmas EP on repeat
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cranking stop.drop.rewind’s Christmas EP on repeat
Driving four hours to buttfuck nowhere (the largest metro area in the state) just to sit around and wait for my aunt and uncle to show up so we can do Christmas and go home
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Driving four hours to buttfuck nowhere (the largest metro area in the state) just to sit around and wait for my aunt and uncle to show up so we can do Christmas and go home
Putting in ear plugs, lowering my eye mask, and putting in Fear Inoculum to take a nap in the car
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Putting in ear plugs, lowering my eye mask, and putting in Fear Inoculum to take a nap in the car
“Yeah, I’m really into foreign films*”
*The Pokémon movies
*The Pokémon movies
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Yeah, I’m really into foreign films*”
*The Pokémon movies
*The Pokémon movies
I think.. I’m tired of living the single life
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think.. I’m tired of living the single life
Bruno Mars is incredible
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Bruno Mars is incredible
I need to be a victim of cuffing season
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I need to be a victim of cuffing season
Like- can you pick a different friend of mine in whom to be interested
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Like- can you pick a different friend of mine in whom to be interested
I’m trying to increase the number of people at the gay dance hall with whom I’ve shared a smooch or two and people are out here like “is [person I’m trying to kiss] [appropriately kissable for me as well]” and I’m like yes but *I’m* working on it so not for you
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m trying to increase the number of people at the gay dance hall with whom I’ve shared a smooch or two and people are out here like “is [person I’m trying to kiss] [appropriately kissable for me as well]” and I’m like yes but *I’m* working on it so not for you
Pullin’ up to the club dancin’ like Ringo in “A Hard Day’s Night”
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Pullin’ up to the club dancin’ like Ringo in “A Hard Day’s Night”
Three drinks in and inviting my ex to a secondary location..
I’ve done worse
I’ve done worse
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Three drinks in and inviting my ex to a secondary location..
I’ve done worse
I’ve done worse
Scary dog privilege
A.K.A. I’m walking 1.5 miles (ish) to a gay bar from my holiday party
A.K.A. I’m walking 1.5 miles (ish) to a gay bar from my holiday party
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Scary dog privilege
A.K.A. I’m walking 1.5 miles (ish) to a gay bar from my holiday party
A.K.A. I’m walking 1.5 miles (ish) to a gay bar from my holiday party
Mystery bruise where the mystery isn’t when and how I received it, but how it’s taken me this long to notice it
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Mystery bruise where the mystery isn’t when and how I received it, but how it’s taken me this long to notice it
Okie, time to (get off my ass and) shower before my holiday party
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Okie, time to (get off my ass and) shower before my holiday party
I have finished the first episode of Critical Role's Campaign 4!
One step closer to catching up
Yes, this is because a friend of mine and I are kind of getting into a pissing match over time dedicated to media (they're very into anime)
One step closer to catching up
Yes, this is because a friend of mine and I are kind of getting into a pissing match over time dedicated to media (they're very into anime)
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have finished the first episode of Critical Role's Campaign 4!
One step closer to catching up
Yes, this is because a friend of mine and I are kind of getting into a pissing match over time dedicated to media (they're very into anime)
One step closer to catching up
Yes, this is because a friend of mine and I are kind of getting into a pissing match over time dedicated to media (they're very into anime)
My tongue feels weird
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My tongue feels weird