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Play: Spot the Cat 😻

I mean, seriously … you’d think the cat would get up but no … I can’t breathe but it’s warm so what the heck.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Super, super creepy when delivery drivers try to get you in the picture of the parcel they've delivered...

... who is getting that data?

Who is matching my face to my address?

What happens when my kids open the door?

Where is the regulation?
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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As if paying one man $1,000,000 a million times in one go wasn’t crazy enough … this is the guy?
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Hard.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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🚇 Mid-tunnel. When did that happen!?

It’s 49x faster than anywhere in Somerset!
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Um. Offensive.
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Is America great again yet?
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Does everyone else see what I see?
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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When 22nd century kids study 2025 … it will be marked by many things … but above all, it is the year “peace” became “terrorism”.

🇺🇸 Antifa (or anyone against fascism)
🇬🇧 PA (or anyone against genocide)
Miller, Bondi, Trump, Noem & Patel at a roundtable at The White House, Oct 8 2025 — discussing retribution against anyone not politically subservient under the guise of dismantling and imaginary enemy: antifa … with literally no sense of irony about what that must make them whatsoever. An OAP is arrested by an army of police in London, c5 Oct 2025 for sitting quietly with a piece of cardboard on which he’s written some hurty words about how bulldozing and bombing an entire open prison, while still occupied, disproportionally murdering and starving hundreds of thousands, just because a tiny proportion of prisoners — themselves born in that prison — rebel … with no apparent sense of irony that the perpetrators are perpetrating similar atrocities to the ones perpetrated against their parents and grandparents less that a century ago. “War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Bliss” — a banner from 1984 because we should all be alive to the terrifying irony that the people propagating and controlling the rising dark in this world (Thiel, Ellison, Musk, Mercer, Miller et al) seem to consider 1984, not as a cautionary tale, but as some kind of blue print for the world they are forcing on us all.
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Awesome if true. 🙄
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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See also: Settings > Apple Intelligence.

Used to be regional locked - but don’t think it of any more.
October 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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They had one job.
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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🇺🇸 USA 2025 ... now in a minor key.
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Don't worry Sacks; your bff Elmo is on the case in a totally non-creepy way that the very foundations of humanity will celebrate for eons to come ...
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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~2.5 million … no notes.
September 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Just gonna leave this here ... while we're all distracted with other things ...
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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We all see it, right?
September 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Oh Donald. 🤦‍♂️ Nothing changes...
September 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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🫣 Did Nick Clegg not get the memo after the conclave incident … or has the English language changed so much?
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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See also - little bro:
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Not to mention the his little brother, pic:
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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35 years later and they’ve still not learned …
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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... also, where is the Gazacast podcast?
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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What's the stormtrooper (StarWars, not WWII) helmet patch about?
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM