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Casket For My Tears
@jillpantozzi.bsky.social
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Content manager, editor, writer, on-camera person, ex-radio DJ. The one and only "The Nerdy Bird!" She/her ♿💙💜💖

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"I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory."
On a TV screen Lin-Manuel Miranda is in his Hamilton costume making a kind of squinty eye face. In front of the TV someone is holding a cell phone so it appears he's looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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My #1 Star Wars movie
The Fifth Element's blue opera singer, Diva Plavalaguna, singing with her arms wide open with a blue planet as a backdrop.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Uh huh.
The Simpsons family, minus Maggie, is surrounded by Itchy and Scratchy robots.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Ok. The Addams Family-themed drag show was totally worth it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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A red vape is being held by an open palm. It says bye bitch on it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Fuck you, season 4 finale!!!!
A pic of Matthew McConaughey sobbing from Interstellar.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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World is shit.

Change in meds.

Period coming.
It's Bugs Bunny sitting on the edge of a bed in pajamas looking absolutely wrecked.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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They...forgot to cut the AI's conversation from the job listing.
A screenshot from a job listing says: Someone who enjoys working with volunteers and building community. What You’ll Gain A chance to lead a mission-driven journalism team. Space to shape a publication that centers real voices and global perspectives. Meaningful leadership experience in a growing nonprofit media environment. A creative, collaborative community of volunteers from around the world. If you'd like, I can also create: A short version for LinkedIn or social posts A version written directly for your recruitment landing page A volunteer interest form or screening questions
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Every hour of every god damn day now
Amy Adams as Camille Preaker in the final scene kf the show Sharp Objects. She's sitting in front of a dollhouse. If you know, you know.
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Justice for Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme!!!!
Cyndie Lauper and Woody Harrelson in character as Mary and her Little Lamb in 1990's Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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In the style of Zohran Mamdani's election signs, it says Tears for Fears
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I'm sorry
In the style of Zohran Mamdani's election signs, it says may the force be with you.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Btw, I went to a screening of Clue last weekend with special guest Lesley Ann Warren (!!!!) and the audience was really into it but you should have heard us hoot and holler when Wadsworth said his wife was a socialist. Probably second loudest reaction outside of "flames."
It's a wide shot inside of King's Theater in Brooklyn, it's lovely and old-fashioned. On the stage is a large screen promoting the event which was a 40th anniversary screening of Clue with a Q&A with Miss Scarlet herself.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I am DESPERATE for Season 2!!!!!
The three main actors from Deadloch in costume left to right: Madeleine Sami, Kate Box, and Nina Oyama.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Can't believe you didn't tell me exactly wgen you were leaving so I could send you this
A red vape that says bye bitch is being held by a white hand.
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The Captain America sit down and shoot straight meme. I made it say: So, you said you're going to leave New York.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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"At least try to be a normal person."
Shakira wearing a white outfit with gold trimming. The top spells out a giant No.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Feel like pure shit just want her back
An early aughts Verizon LG envy phone in green. It flipped open and had a full physical keyboard.
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Happy Halloween, one and all!

Don't fuck with Iris.

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The clean version of my Halloween costume: Iris from the movie Companion. I'm wearing a brown wig with bangs and a pink headband and button-down shirt. I've got white contacts in. The bloody version of my Halloween costume: Iris from the movie Companion. I'm wearing a brown wig with bangs and a pink headband and button-down shirt. I've got white contacts in, and I'm absolutely covered in fake blood.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Journalist for The Washington Post:
The Anakin-Padme 4 square series meme. Anakin says I used AI and it lied to me repeatedly. Padme says So you're going to stop using AI? Anakin is silten and Padme says So you're going to stop using AI, right?
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Homer Simpson drooling. I added text: mmmmm...space potato.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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"Where did my tabs go, gmail?"

..."Oh."
A gmail notification reads: Turn on smart features and personalization in Gmail, Chat, and Meet to use inbox categories
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I think your ads are trying to tell me I'll be the next doctor, and this will be my look.
A screenshot from an io9 article with a Poshmark ad featuring some very Doctor Who-esque coats and what could probably make up a whole costume ensemble. A bit of article below reads: We’ll bring you more on the BBC’s plans for Doctor Who‘s future—which now also include the launch of a new animated...
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I sure did!
Me at SDCC with George R. R. Martin. I'm dressed as Daenerys from Season 2, and eating a bloody horse heart.
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM