Jordan Gary
@jigsays.bsky.social
Life coach at large. I drink & I know things.
Chicago, IL
Chicago, IL
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Does not just apply to MAGA
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Does not just apply to MAGA
My theory is the @cubsbot.bsky.social are just letting @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social score all the points for the series in game one for the entire series….
October 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My theory is the @cubsbot.bsky.social are just letting @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social score all the points for the series in game one for the entire series….
The War Department was the original ANTIFA
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The War Department was the original ANTIFA
If this is part of your child’s curriculum, stop what youre doing and enroll them in public school immediately.
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If this is part of your child’s curriculum, stop what youre doing and enroll them in public school immediately.
In the end, Disney made the choice easy…
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In the end, Disney made the choice easy…
It’s unfortunate that @jimmykimmel.com peaked 16yrs ago, but that’s not a reason to cancel him
F*@#ing Matt Damon
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s unfortunate that @jimmykimmel.com peaked 16yrs ago, but that’s not a reason to cancel him
Would you change your routine or inconvince yourself for something that has 0.0000073% chance of happening? Because that is exactly what this info graphic is purposing - you have equal likihood of being killed by an asteroid or becoming President of the United States as dying in a plane crash…
September 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Would you change your routine or inconvince yourself for something that has 0.0000073% chance of happening? Because that is exactly what this info graphic is purposing - you have equal likihood of being killed by an asteroid or becoming President of the United States as dying in a plane crash…
Have you ever stopped to watch the downpour?”
July 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Have you ever stopped to watch the downpour?”
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The best way to reduce the cost of Medicaid is to name and shame big employers that pay their full time employees so little, they qualify for Medicaid
June 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The best way to reduce the cost of Medicaid is to name and shame big employers that pay their full time employees so little, they qualify for Medicaid
Is Chicago Pope 5th-Star worthy?
May 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is Chicago Pope 5th-Star worthy?
Great views this morning from the Washington Monument
April 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Great views this morning from the Washington Monument
Happy Zombie Appreciation Day
April 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy Zombie Appreciation Day
A little @disneyparks.bsky.social magic go light up your evening
April 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A little @disneyparks.bsky.social magic go light up your evening
On Saturday night we attended the annual Houndstooth Ball to benefit @onetailatatime.bsky.social - the rescue that brought our Wanda to us!
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
On Saturday night we attended the annual Houndstooth Ball to benefit @onetailatatime.bsky.social - the rescue that brought our Wanda to us!
I've discovered 136 Bluesky users from my social network using the Sky Follower Bridge.✨
Check it out: share.sky-follower-bridge.dev?q=136
#skyfollowerbridge
Check it out: share.sky-follower-bridge.dev?q=136
#skyfollowerbridge
Sky Follower Bridge
Bridge your Twitter/X followers to Bluesky. Detected Users: 136
share.sky-follower-bridge.dev
March 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've discovered 136 Bluesky users from my social network using the Sky Follower Bridge.✨
Check it out: share.sky-follower-bridge.dev?q=136
#skyfollowerbridge
Check it out: share.sky-follower-bridge.dev?q=136
#skyfollowerbridge
People need to grow up and stop emailing
[email protected]
and sharing 5 inappropriate things they did last week. This isn’t funny.
[email protected]
and sharing 5 inappropriate things they did last week. This isn’t funny.
February 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
People need to grow up and stop emailing
[email protected]
and sharing 5 inappropriate things they did last week. This isn’t funny.
[email protected]
and sharing 5 inappropriate things they did last week. This isn’t funny.
It was a busy year for me on the Google Maps
January 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It was a busy year for me on the Google Maps
If you’re looking for anyone in Chicago right now, they are at the Jewel - the whole damn city is at the Jewel
December 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
If you’re looking for anyone in Chicago right now, they are at the Jewel - the whole damn city is at the Jewel
There is an easy way for the City of Chicago to raise at least $200M in revenue: start ticketing bad driving. Start with bikes running red lights & stop signs.
December 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM
There is an easy way for the City of Chicago to raise at least $200M in revenue: start ticketing bad driving. Start with bikes running red lights & stop signs.
It’s like walking thru one of the mirrors in a fun house
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
It’s like walking thru one of the mirrors in a fun house
Anyone else not buying a #Jaguar because of the new logo?
I mean, I wasn’t planning on buying one before the change, but I’m definitely not buying one now.
I mean, I wasn’t planning on buying one before the change, but I’m definitely not buying one now.
November 30, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Anyone else not buying a #Jaguar because of the new logo?
I mean, I wasn’t planning on buying one before the change, but I’m definitely not buying one now.
I mean, I wasn’t planning on buying one before the change, but I’m definitely not buying one now.