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Monster hunter and other assorted bullshit
If you think my takes are bad wait 'till you see my art
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Art tag || #jiggleboners
Like I love you my dude and I love sharing skills with you but for your first ever sewing project you're going to be making a fucked up pair of PJ pants as the good lord intended
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"I can't find a commercial pattern but that's ok I can draw you exactly what I want and we'll just make one!"

-My dearest brother, who has never so much as pinned two scraps of fabric together and has a tolerance for project failure that is measured in the negatives
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fixed it for u💕
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Along the way I've also had minor detours as a dishie, prep cook/baker, server, warehouse clerk, retail employee, barista, toy designer and locksmith, not necessarily in that order.

After all somebody's gotta pay the landlord's mortgage and it sure as shit ain't gonna be him 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It's not exactly a dream job- highly technical, absolutely zero room for creativity- but it keeps my skills sharp and it's a recognizable enough brand name to look good on a resume.

I'd like to be able to do my own work again one day, but that day's a long long way down the road, if ever.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
For a time after graduation I ran my own small business but eventually the need for a regular salary became too pressing to continue so I was taken on as an in-house silversmith at a local jewellery brand. I am one half of the two-man prototyping team under the direction of the owner/designer
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My toxic MH trait is occasionally behaving like a bit of a petty asshole when I'm playing Horn cause I know as long as I'm keeping the buffs and heals up nobody's gonna say shit lmao
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Mainline lore is like being given a big pile of Legos. We build what we want with the parts we like, the rest can simply be left in the box
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fuckin do it man. We are all just here playing toys.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Which is all to say that in Yasha's specific case he's on his 5th or 6th set of adult teeth, which is just as well as over the course of his life up until now he's probably had over half of them knocked out.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I'm glad to hear that! Hopefully should give you guys some breathing room at least.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
/zooms in to examine your Trinkets
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Cycling that shit to try and find something joinable and it's just the same 15 or so assholes every time T-T
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM