Jiffy
@jiffypop.bsky.social
I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
he/him
he/him
if they print sports results in the newspaper the next day, it feels weird to cry spoiler
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if they print sports results in the newspaper the next day, it feels weird to cry spoiler
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
I barely know you and I'm glad you're still here ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I barely know you and I'm glad you're still here ❤️
but that's not how you spell IQ at all
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
but that's not how you spell IQ at all
Joe Burrow IS your football team
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Joe Burrow IS your football team
"there's just something about canned marijuana that just really makes the holidays feel different"
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"there's just something about canned marijuana that just really makes the holidays feel different"
are you suggesting he is NOT distinguished, how dare you
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
are you suggesting he is NOT distinguished, how dare you
I'VE HAD GRAVY, I'M NOT INSANE
but would rather have butter on potatoes and have not tried gravy on stuffing
but would rather have butter on potatoes and have not tried gravy on stuffing
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'VE HAD GRAVY, I'M NOT INSANE
but would rather have butter on potatoes and have not tried gravy on stuffing
but would rather have butter on potatoes and have not tried gravy on stuffing
OH I'M SORRY IS BUTTER NOT ENOUGH FOR YOUR POTATOES
I mean the stuffing part is fair though. I've never tried it but it sounds incredible
I mean the stuffing part is fair though. I've never tried it but it sounds incredible
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
OH I'M SORRY IS BUTTER NOT ENOUGH FOR YOUR POTATOES
I mean the stuffing part is fair though. I've never tried it but it sounds incredible
I mean the stuffing part is fair though. I've never tried it but it sounds incredible
does this apply if you do not have turkey on Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
does this apply if you do not have turkey on Thanksgiving
Gabe is even hitting the baseball that beans Tycho. It's v good
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gabe is even hitting the baseball that beans Tycho. It's v good
cue the cognitive dissonance of "you don't look like your icon"
have a good pax
have a good pax
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
cue the cognitive dissonance of "you don't look like your icon"
have a good pax
have a good pax
that is a fantastic hat
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
that is a fantastic hat
[camera cuts to Worf in a holodeck rendition of a 70s hair salon, sitting under a hair dryer reading Time magazine] a true Klingon warrior never uses conditioner on their scalp
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
[camera cuts to Worf in a holodeck rendition of a 70s hair salon, sitting under a hair dryer reading Time magazine] a true Klingon warrior never uses conditioner on their scalp
if it doesn't have a strong smell and you either have a window seat or wait until takeoff, acceptable
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
if it doesn't have a strong smell and you either have a window seat or wait until takeoff, acceptable
Crocs with socks, ultimate dad energy
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Crocs with socks, ultimate dad energy