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jhube.bsky.social
why is my weather app clocking me?? does it have a gaydar??
IMAGE of a captured moment from the Willy Weather app. All the usual stuff; a list of the local weather that will be mostly cloudy for the week. below is a giant fucken ad that's just in text. huge words that's a third of the phone that reads "AM I GAY TEST. Am I Gay Take this gay test to determine if you are gay straight or bi"
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
jhube.bsky.social
While I use Spotify less and less each year, the number should be zero.

Still, my statistics are probably not normal.
[Image with text that reads: "You listened to 504 songs this year. But can you guess your #1?") [Image with text that reads: "3,172 You listened for 3,172 minutes. That's 2 days. Nice."] [an image with text that reads "My Top Genres: #1. Indie Pop. #2. Indie Rock. #3. Indie Folk. #4.Electronic. #5 Rap."]
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
jhube.bsky.social
the fish eye lens does make me look swole af.

please dont rainbolt me
notifications from the door bell camera. in one screen grab, Jhube is sat down. in another, he is right up against the front door. 7:17 pm Person Detected - Front Door Person wearing a mask, medium build, khaki jacket, dark pants 30/11/2025 19:16:35 Fron Turn on siren swann 7:17 pm Person Detected - Front Door Person wearing a mask, standing in front of a door
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
jhube.bsky.social
this would be terrifying, but thankfully, it's just me broomimg
notifications from doorbell camera. "Person Detected 7:34 pm Person wearing a hoodie, mask, and holding a shovel. Person Detected 7:34 pm Person wearing a green shirt and red pants. Person Detected 7:33 pm Person in hoodie, holding a tool, wearing a mask and glasses. Person Detected 7:32 pm Person wearing a mask, hoodie, and pants, holding a tool Motion Alert 7:30 pm Motion Detected on Front Door
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
jhube.bsky.social
a wonderful gif
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
jhube.bsky.social
HANDS FREE AUTOMATIC IRONING MACHINE JUST DROPPED; TERRIFYING

www.kogan.com/au/buy/kogan...
This is a diagram. the function of the handsfree automatic ironing machine. it looks like an inflatable waving from outside of a car dealership. The function of the machine is that there is a base that heats up and pushes out air into a human shaped sock. this is supposed to go on the inside of a dress shirt. the diagram says it has 360° hot air circulation, exhaust flow and air flow. There is a lot distimmute late the heat and there is lots of steam pointing upwards. It looks angry.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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"It was a moon less night when out of the mist came a BEAST more stomach than man, so I told my crew to batton down the hatches."

#SlaysianRoyale #DragRace #DragRacePH #SimpsonsDragRace @wowpresentsplus.bsky.social
the sea captain from The Simpsons shares his story with a crowd of people gawking into his seafood restaurant. through the window, we see Homer and Marge joining Mama Pao, Jervi "KaladKaren" Wrightson, and Arizona Brandy from Drag Race Philippines. they eat at the boodle fight, a tradition in the philippines where food is laid out in a banquet style on top of banana leaves
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
jhube.bsky.social
me when i'm just saying hello lol:
the image is of a thumbnail taken from a video on youtube. it is an elderly caucasian woman with a fantastic smile. she sits in her office. she has a gamer chair and a fancy microphone. video title: "Vlog#76 ; Just Saying Hello lol". it is 4 minutes and 26 seconds long. youtube user is Shirley Curry. 5K views. posted 23 hours ago.
October 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
jhube.bsky.social
my Cher icon
it's Cher bitch
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
jhube.bsky.social
why is the "Upload" icon the same as the "Share" icon? why are there multiple "Share" icons?
5 different images side by side. they are symbols that are supposed to mean the same thing "Share". they are each from different platforms. why why why why why why why. Bluesky uses the icon similar to iOS apps to mean share. but that image also means "Upload" in other contexts
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
jhube.bsky.social
Lou Wall is actually sold out at #EdFringe but keep aware of your peripherals for extra shows

www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
it's lou wall and she's leaning over but resting her left arm on her own right arm and she is kinda hot
August 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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The Edinburgh Fringe is on! I feel obliged to recommend some shows I loved at #MICF.

Please consider putting Elouise Eftos at the top of your list. "Australia's First Attractive Comedian" is f#cking genius.

www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... #edfringe
ELOUISE EFTOS, AUSTRALIA'S FIRST ATTRACTIVE COMEDIAN 30 JULY - 24TH AUGUST. 33 Below at Pleasance Courtyard. 8:30PM. CHORTLE DESCRIBES HER AS "THE FUTURE SUPERSTAR" AND HAS GIVEN HER 4 STARS. ELOUISE HERSELF IS WEARING A WHITE BIKINI AND IS SUPER TANNED. SHE IS POSING IN FRONT OF HER OTHER SELVES. THIS FLYER SHOWS SHE HAS WON MANY AWARDS AND HAS MANY GOOD REVIEWS.
August 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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and an aggressive follow-up email with the correct date 😅
a follow up email "OH shit, sorry!! Yeah, its meant to be the 16th. SORRY GUYS this thursday :) GOOO. [a text signature in blue and orange) Jub Z z
June 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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did anyone else at 15 invite their high school bandmates to an "omgwtfbbq" via email?

not proofread. used every colour. several fonts. light bullying. ends with a threat.
An email with multiple combinations of fonts and colours and sizes reads as follows "Thursday 14th April 2009 BringsYou. OMGWTFBBQ “But Jhube,What is this Madness??” you ask. “Well,you, it’s a SPECIAL event for the BANDIES” “?” “…it’s aBBQ at REDACTED BEACH at 11am” “Oh." That’s right kids! ThisThursday 11am, And tell the Bandies who call themselves Bandies And don’tforget to bring yourselves.. and something edible. Suggestionsare MOST welcome, I am a crap planner. 11am starts REDACTED Beach-ering. So yeah. If it doesn’t get boring, we could bum around inthe city ‘til late. Bringmoney to might buy things and do stuff. If you are a Band member, pleasespread the word to the Bandies of REDACTED HIGH SCHOOL, I do not have creidt on my phone *fail*. Please bring somefood or bread or tomato sauce especially if Tom’s coming) OR drinks. Please bear in mind that this is alast minute thing, so if we don’t have anything, then crap. If this message is not intended foryou, please delete it IMMEDIATELY." Download it here. The new Windows Live Messenger has landed.
June 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
jhube.bsky.social
it's taken me 9 days to finally win doge 2048
i dont want to provide an alt text honestly. but look the game is called DOGE 2048. its a 4 by 4 grid of different "doge" memes. the bottom left doge is bright because it has a sun behind it. this indicates the 11th merge has been won.
June 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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I'm so proud of my mates from the UK for raising over £1000 towards Gendered Intelligence #TRANSrights!

Theres still time to donate & join in the The GIF! tilt.fyi/Q6jIy26Rjx

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THE GIF. THE GENDERED INTELLIGENCE FUNDRAISER. A TWITCH RAIDATHON FOR A TRANS POSITIVE ORGANISATION IN THE UK
May 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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me and my democracy sausages x

#auspol #freepalestine #australia
OO is wearing an "Always Was Always Will Be" beanie hat and a top with a pattern of buildings in the shape of Palestine. the top has the text "#FREEPALESTINE", although it is mirrored in the image. jhube also holds two hot dogs with tomato sauce and mustard.
May 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Rest in power, my queen 🧡.

Bianca Castro-Arebejo, most known as Jiggly Caliente, was a drag queen who was unapologetically herself. She wasn't afraid to share a piece of her mind. She was brave for sharing her trans journey to an international audience.

#DragRace #DragRacePH #JigglyCaliente
Bianca Castro 1980-2025 🕊 Rest in peace our beloved, jiggly. she is stunning and beautiful Jiggly wearing the colours of the flag of the Philippines. this photo was used in Entrainment Weekly. the gown is designed by Joshuan Aponte. she wears a magnificent golden headpiece that references the star of the philippines
April 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I didn't know I had to. This is what it looked like in 2023 before I left it out for hard rubbish 😔
car wheel on nature strip. the tyres have heaps of punctures in it
March 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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my "Silent Hill f" take:
it's an ironic take you see it's quite intelligent because in musical terms the definition of f, also known as forte, is 'a musical dynamic meaning "loudly" or "strong".' The title of the game is _SILENT hill haha lmao (:
March 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
jhube.bsky.social
what have i done
The image is of a screenshot from TikTok. It is my activity feed. I am being inundated with the same comment saying. I struggle to understand what you mean by this comment. About 30 people have commented this.
February 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
jhube.bsky.social
so, yes, but unfortunately i associate zoop with birds who extend their necks
February 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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In case you didn't know this was happening 📢📢📢
10AM NZDT, 8AM AEDT, 4PM TORONTO, 1PM LOS ANGELES
December 20, 2024 at 8:53 AM
jhube.bsky.social
Samsung's/Android's night mode ai is trying to put me in whiteface
May 11, 2024 at 7:59 PM
jhube.bsky.social
Aurora Australis and my journey finding it and trying to capture it in Melbourne, Australia.
aurora Australis. it is a Beautiful sky of pinks and greens. the poster, joo bee jello, looks terrifying standing in front of it the image is very dark. it is the night with some lights on in the distance. the Caption reads "melb sucks, i can't see the aurora" aurora Australis. it is a Beautiful sky of pinks and greens. the beach is serene. the Caption reads "nevermind i forgot to turn the night mode on" a zoomed in and cropped photo of the poster joo bee jello. the phone has disintegrated his face.
May 11, 2024 at 5:44 PM