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Hypnagogic:

Relating to the period of drowsiness immediately preceding sleep when "thoughts and images flutter, melt, and transform into wild things" - Cate McQuaid, Boston Globe October 1, 1998.

Secretary of Candor, (retired) ©️2025 ShitPost, Inc
Republicans like immigrants who come in the *right way.*

#GOPLiesRevealed
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"What I'm saying is, if the President does it it's not illegal."
R. Nixon, J. Roberts, & D. Trump
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Not biased. But let me tell you why I'm biased." 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
With semantics of a schoolyard bully it's ridiculous to think Trump is doing *something* for his own benefit because we all know he's doing EVERYTHING for his own benefit.

It's like how they keep screaming "No one is above the law" while the administration operates *outside* of the law

*wink*wink
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trumplodyte
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"But we have to acknowledge that at this point there's overwhelmingly negative evidence and the risks in most cases outweigh the benefits."

A single study does not constitute "overwhelmingly negative evidence" and saying it does reveals the bullshit bias behind this article.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh, fuck off with this bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Photo from back in Carlin's "drug days" no doubt.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In fairness, Arabic numerals are only taught at the very beginning of primary education since it doesn't take long to learn a handful of numerals.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Gleeful how nicely the shooting plays into their narrative.
What luck. 🫤
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Transpublican?
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Let's check in with the Secretary of Candor:
a woman says this is bullsh * t while talking to a man
ALT: a woman says this is bullsh * t while talking to a man
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
By showing him the email I am ready to send to Aunt Carol with his browser history unless he keeps his mouth shut. 😬
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cow pies were never my favorite.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He's so damn eager to be a useful idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
But who'll light the eternal flame?
a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Recipe?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A statement from the Secretary of Candor:

"What he meant to say was, clearly you don't fully understand the level of poverty we need to exist for Fuckface von Clownstick's economic plans to really pay off!"
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I don't know why Marcus does anything.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Those pension benefits should absolutely be tied to time-in-service. ffs
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"They're eating the maps! They're eating the GPS coordinates!"
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The only requirement for the job was the ability to gargle Trump's tiny balls while chugging Stoli®️.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
What no mulligans? 🤷‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM