John Helinski
@jhelinski.bsky.social
Your trashy gay friend 🏳️🌈
Pray the "eh" away 🇨🇦
Pray the "eh" away 🇨🇦
"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."
The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?
January 24, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?
Beyonce walked so Post Malone could run
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Beyonce walked so Post Malone could run
Reposted by John Helinski
Say the line, Ukrainian soldier
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Say the line, Ukrainian soldier
Update on my DoorDash drama..
I made one last order to use the $5 they gave me last time; and the entire order was wrong.
Refund was denied, so I deleted my DoorDash account, and issued a charge back.
I will never use DoorDash again, and I hope they go fucking bankrupt.
I made one last order to use the $5 they gave me last time; and the entire order was wrong.
Refund was denied, so I deleted my DoorDash account, and issued a charge back.
I will never use DoorDash again, and I hope they go fucking bankrupt.
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Update on my DoorDash drama..
I made one last order to use the $5 they gave me last time; and the entire order was wrong.
Refund was denied, so I deleted my DoorDash account, and issued a charge back.
I will never use DoorDash again, and I hope they go fucking bankrupt.
I made one last order to use the $5 they gave me last time; and the entire order was wrong.
Refund was denied, so I deleted my DoorDash account, and issued a charge back.
I will never use DoorDash again, and I hope they go fucking bankrupt.
Can confirm: DoorDash customer Service agents CAN read your messages before you send them.
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Can confirm: DoorDash customer Service agents CAN read your messages before you send them.
Y OUR DREAM S
BECAM E REALIT Y
CINI MINIS A REBAC K
BECAM E REALIT Y
CINI MINIS A REBAC K
December 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Y OUR DREAM S
BECAM E REALIT Y
CINI MINIS A REBAC K
BECAM E REALIT Y
CINI MINIS A REBAC K
I just took a nap so hard that I woke up wondering why my alarm hadn't gone off for work yet. It's only 6pm 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just took a nap so hard that I woke up wondering why my alarm hadn't gone off for work yet. It's only 6pm 😂
I hate that "white elephant gifts" basically means "direct-to-landfill items" 🙄
Like, empty consumerism is so bad for the planet and society as a whole, and I don't understand why it's so prevalent in American culture, but almost entirely absent elsewhere in the world.
Like, empty consumerism is so bad for the planet and society as a whole, and I don't understand why it's so prevalent in American culture, but almost entirely absent elsewhere in the world.
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hate that "white elephant gifts" basically means "direct-to-landfill items" 🙄
Like, empty consumerism is so bad for the planet and society as a whole, and I don't understand why it's so prevalent in American culture, but almost entirely absent elsewhere in the world.
Like, empty consumerism is so bad for the planet and society as a whole, and I don't understand why it's so prevalent in American culture, but almost entirely absent elsewhere in the world.
Some lady called me a dick as I drove past her at Wegmans.
I didn't see her 🤷🏻♂️
Oh well 😂
I didn't see her 🤷🏻♂️
Oh well 😂
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Some lady called me a dick as I drove past her at Wegmans.
I didn't see her 🤷🏻♂️
Oh well 😂
I didn't see her 🤷🏻♂️
Oh well 😂
What a snowflake
That was a large response to such a small situation
Oh well
Kick rocks ho
That was a large response to such a small situation
Oh well
Kick rocks ho
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What a snowflake
That was a large response to such a small situation
Oh well
Kick rocks ho
That was a large response to such a small situation
Oh well
Kick rocks ho
"Billie Eilish dresses like Chingy"
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Billie Eilish dresses like Chingy"
For the longest time, same
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
can't wait for the holidays! #TheBaldAndTheBeautiful
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For the longest time, same
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
🎵Love can be so shameless,
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
🎵Love can be so shameless,
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
Reposted by John Helinski
ooh well done
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ooh well done
Reposted by John Helinski
Buffalo showed up today; nice work fam.
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Buffalo showed up today; nice work fam.
Reposted by John Helinski
Williamsville, NY. Suburb of Buffalo. Red area of a purple region. Commentary for the friend for whom I recorded that video
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Williamsville, NY. Suburb of Buffalo. Red area of a purple region. Commentary for the friend for whom I recorded that video
Reposted by John Helinski
Your old posts are there forever, Mike.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Your old posts are there forever, Mike.
🎵 so baby pull me closer
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
🎵 so baby pull me closer
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
Why do all these gays have to use doublespeak
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why do all these gays have to use doublespeak
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
Reposted by John Helinski
Happy Mean Girls day to all who celebrate!
a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "
Alt: A scene from Mean Girls, Cady Heron and Aaron Samuels are sitting at their school desks on October 3rd, Aaron asks her what day it is and Cady says "it's October 3rd "
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Mean Girls day to all who celebrate!
I love leaving attractive people on read 😂
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I love leaving attractive people on read 😂
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
It's the middle of the night and I NEED an iced capp from Tim Hortons 😭
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It's the middle of the night and I NEED an iced capp from Tim Hortons 😭
I feel like dating apps should force you to use information from your fitness apps and smart scales etc
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I feel like dating apps should force you to use information from your fitness apps and smart scales etc
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄