John Heisel
jheisel.bsky.social
John Heisel
@jheisel.bsky.social
Former expat in Moscow. Currently a Brooklyn dad.
I guess I missed something and that is fine. It is 1am and I need to be up by 730 to open and this seems like something I won’t care about even if I understand it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Who the fuck is lane kiffin ? I presume he is a college football coach but maybe college basketball? Why should I care about someone in either profession? But like really what is he up to? Spill the tea, girl.
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I went like ten years ago when it was at Music Hall of Williamsburg. It also wasn’t $100 (but obviously was a larger venue so etc etc).
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What is razor?
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What is show shield?
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I started playing this on my phone and my 6yo ran over to yell me he knows KidsLearningTube, then he showed me what he was playing on Roblox…something about pulling trains.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What is “Your cou sin from bos ton”?
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What are Mr. Beasts?
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Quick, go buy a mega millions ticket and take your chance!
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What is the treat?
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
What is a tight end?
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oh man I’m gonna have to pick this up at the deli tomorrow. Great cover lol.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Could you reschedule for a week later, as I’ll be out of town on November 18th. Thanks!
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What is Bing?
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
*ad. Sorry I had to yell at my teenagers lol.
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
sure yes but at least have one game where Ohtani throws a no hitter while smashing eight home runs somehow.

And play the Ontario as 6000 times
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is showing on one of the HBO channels right now. Is it somehow showing on Showtime as well? I don’t know why this feels like a big deal to me.
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Have you tried sending an invoice?
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What is the chicken dance?
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Who is Pop Tart?
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I spent the first 30 seconds or so certain this was a joke and that something would happen that was - maybe not good, but at least something - but then it never ended.
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM