J.Gurfinkel
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MAGA wants peace in the same way a guy that beats his wife just wants a happy marriage.
March 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
MAGA wants peace in the same way a guy that beats his wife just wants a happy marriage.
35 million people looked at my tweet. Clearly they must therefore agree with it. That's how looking at things works.
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
35 million people looked at my tweet. Clearly they must therefore agree with it. That's how looking at things works.
saw this in my grocery store today
and presumably in my nightmares tonight
and presumably in my nightmares tonight
November 11, 2024 at 8:52 PM
saw this in my grocery store today
and presumably in my nightmares tonight
and presumably in my nightmares tonight
Commissioner Gordon: That homicidal maniac the Joker is on another killing spree!
Batman: This sounds like a job for me and a small child.
Batman: This sounds like a job for me and a small child.
November 11, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Commissioner Gordon: That homicidal maniac the Joker is on another killing spree!
Batman: This sounds like a job for me and a small child.
Batman: This sounds like a job for me and a small child.
stormtrooper: let me see your identification
obi-wan: you don't need to see our identification
stormtrooper: no i do, that's why i asked for it
obi-wan: these aren't the droids you're looking for
stormtrooper: okay sir you're acting very suspiciously
obi-wan: you don't need to see our identification
stormtrooper: no i do, that's why i asked for it
obi-wan: these aren't the droids you're looking for
stormtrooper: okay sir you're acting very suspiciously
November 11, 2024 at 8:51 PM
stormtrooper: let me see your identification
obi-wan: you don't need to see our identification
stormtrooper: no i do, that's why i asked for it
obi-wan: these aren't the droids you're looking for
stormtrooper: okay sir you're acting very suspiciously
obi-wan: you don't need to see our identification
stormtrooper: no i do, that's why i asked for it
obi-wan: these aren't the droids you're looking for
stormtrooper: okay sir you're acting very suspiciously
a story in two parts
November 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
a story in two parts
Doc: You gotta come back with me... Back to the future!
Marty: Why doc, what happens in the future?
Doc: It's your kids Marty! We've got to kill your kids!
Marty: What no, I'm not--I don't think I wanna do that adventure
Doc *loading shotgun*: Come on, hop in!
Marty: Why doc, what happens in the future?
Doc: It's your kids Marty! We've got to kill your kids!
Marty: What no, I'm not--I don't think I wanna do that adventure
Doc *loading shotgun*: Come on, hop in!
November 11, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Doc: You gotta come back with me... Back to the future!
Marty: Why doc, what happens in the future?
Doc: It's your kids Marty! We've got to kill your kids!
Marty: What no, I'm not--I don't think I wanna do that adventure
Doc *loading shotgun*: Come on, hop in!
Marty: Why doc, what happens in the future?
Doc: It's your kids Marty! We've got to kill your kids!
Marty: What no, I'm not--I don't think I wanna do that adventure
Doc *loading shotgun*: Come on, hop in!