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The older I get, the fewer people I must please. So pass me my red hat and watch my arms flap in the breeze.

Wetaskiwinite. Say that three times fast.

Chess player.

Toastmaster.

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With that narrow snout it looks like Lotus has some Sight Hound in there. Hi, Lotus. Treat.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sounds so good. And I’m not allergic to any of it. This is going on the menu.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Cool. Thank you for letting me know.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The silk organza scarf is done. I am ready to mail it if you are ready to have it. Let me know.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That depends. What is your postal code?

How about a semi-retired insomniac diabetic grandma who barely eats the treats she bakes in the middle of the night?
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Not skipping leg day. Bravo.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Why is fall a challenge for pooper scoopers?
a man playing a guitar next to a woman with the words all the leaves are brown
Alt: The Mamas and Papas performing and singing all the leaves are brown
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November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My dog agrees.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Competing with the school cafeteria. Gah.

I bought a dinosaur sandwich cutter to win over my grandson. I will report back after Christmas if it was a hit or not.

Hubby is intrigued. He wants one.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Awwww. Miley sends sympathy but she is keeping her bone.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I am pretty sure kindness to the elderly is a badge.
a group of people sitting at a table with the words here you go written on it
Alt: a group of people sitting at a dining table. A Boy Scout hands a grandma a carnation with a hug. the words here you go pop up on the GIF.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Now she demolished the wooden dowel I was using for kitchen curtains. Snuck off with it like a felon.

This is not the East Wing, honey. Control yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This is Wheeler the Blue Heeler. He is so affectionate.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I had to sign a financial agreement in case I was deemed not at risk, that I would pay the $100 after the fact.

I qualified. I did my best frail impression.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Freezing rain forecast. Miley agrees.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That’s a full possession stretch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Miley wanted the skewer I was using to snag the crap caught between the fridge and the counter.

She ran off with that thing like it was made of Trump Gold and demolished it.

OK, Princess. You do you.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Haven’t needed Obamacare YET. How many years has it been? None of us are getting any younger.
homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons
ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons
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November 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Oh my, the russet eyeliner, the washed water blue eyes, and the cougar shaded little nose.
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
MELIA could be MILEY’s doppelgänger. Except Miley must also have No Cats.

Miley is happily adopted by a quiet senior couple (us) who were vetted within an inch of our lives, just to be sure we were Warned.

Her nicknames are Little Miss Bark Bark and Little Miss High Maintenance.

Worth it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Today we saw nuthatches and chickadees. Not to mention a thousand chattering geese.

Weirdly, Miley showed no interest in the squirrel.

Sort of like, startled, “What was that? God it’s fast. . . . nevermind.”

Yet, she lunged at the chickadees.

Weird.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh, the local feeders feed the squirrels.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Today’s pic. The beaver redecorated the bird feeder.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM