Joshua Gentges, DO, MPH
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Joshua Gentges, DO, MPH
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Middle-age Rennie. Islay drinker. Turning Zoomers into Doctors. My posts are solely my own.
It's like a Saturday Night Live game show "Stress or STEMI" "Anxiety or ALS" "Minimal Sleep or Multiple Sclerosis"
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm afraid, Mr. Novak, that your post presents medical students, trainees, and educators in a way that does not hold up to scrutiny. Everyone is working as hard as they can to be the best physicians they can.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Survey SAYS
a game show with a blue screen that says survey says
ALT: a game show with a blue screen that says survey says
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is a paraphrase of P.J. O'Rourke from "Parliament of Whores"
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It's a classic
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They look like they're going caroling
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thank you - I'll do this for journal club in November, and also go over what we ACTUALLY do.
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Counterpoint: Saying it at all means he shouldn't have a platform larger than a streetcorner. Perhaps he could say it to their faces.
September 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bradford-Hill criteria - I'm always suspicious of associations found in observational studies when there's no plausible biochemical mechanism.
September 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
May I introduce you to the Trumpian concept, 'the enemy within'?
September 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That's because you're 'Curmudgeonly Grandpa' and he's 'Weird Uncle'
September 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Really properly done!
September 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Go get 'em
September 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I think that's my favorite series because Sam Vimes feels like Terry scanned my personality and said "that'll do". Witches probably second for me (headology being half of what I do now)...oh dang it I need a Terry discussion group
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
In Thud! where Vimes is trapped under Koom Valley with the Summoning Dark and still manages to read "Where's My Cow" to young Sam...I'm an ER doc who missed a lot of kid's stuff and felt this in my bones. But Carcer is amazing, the elves are great villains, the witches are perfect, etc etc
August 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Milkshake moons, of course, only being found in our Local Galaxy
August 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
2 hours in: "Dr. _____, did you take your ADHD medicine?"
August 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mimolette
August 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We teach medical students not to speak in jargon now, and to adapt their patient discussions to the patient's level of medical literacy. It's not that difficult.
August 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is my take on my job. I just get up and do what I want all day
August 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM