JFSNMAR10
@jfsnmar10.bsky.social
Visicalc to Improv; DB2 to Oracle 11g; Objectory to ROSE, IDEF0 to SysML, Eisenhower to Biden; Volvo 145e to Volvo 240GL; Wynonie Harris to Paul is Dead.
Third Normal Form on Substack: https://jfsnmartin.substack.com/
Third Normal Form on Substack: https://jfsnmartin.substack.com/
Yup. I'm a McDowell county refugee.
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yup. I'm a McDowell county refugee.
At least Tommy Boy could step up to an unfamiliar situation and sell Callahan auto parts.
This schmuck realized he couldn't even feel his own legs.
This schmuck realized he couldn't even feel his own legs.
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
At least Tommy Boy could step up to an unfamiliar situation and sell Callahan auto parts.
This schmuck realized he couldn't even feel his own legs.
This schmuck realized he couldn't even feel his own legs.
Half the goobers in the southern half of that federal dependency known as West Virginia use English as a second language so they must seem foreign to ICE.
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Half the goobers in the southern half of that federal dependency known as West Virginia use English as a second language so they must seem foreign to ICE.
Always wondered why Scott was booted out of the navy halfway through his four year hitch.
Maybe he knew nothing then, too?
Maybe he knew nothing then, too?
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Always wondered why Scott was booted out of the navy halfway through his four year hitch.
Maybe he knew nothing then, too?
Maybe he knew nothing then, too?
American refiners have never been interested in Venezuelan crude since it is very different chemically from the crude being imported from the Middle East.
Who will buy it?
Is Spanky stupid about everything?
Who will buy it?
Is Spanky stupid about everything?
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
American refiners have never been interested in Venezuelan crude since it is very different chemically from the crude being imported from the Middle East.
Who will buy it?
Is Spanky stupid about everything?
Who will buy it?
Is Spanky stupid about everything?
They certainly eat well in Jasper, Alabama.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
They certainly eat well in Jasper, Alabama.
If this sick old man stays alive four more months will be a miracle.
The GOP might want to invest in younger, healthier candidates.
The GOP might want to invest in younger, healthier candidates.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If this sick old man stays alive four more months will be a miracle.
The GOP might want to invest in younger, healthier candidates.
The GOP might want to invest in younger, healthier candidates.
Let us thank Aaron Sorkin for writing that speech.
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Let us thank Aaron Sorkin for writing that speech.
The poser president addresses the American public Thursday night where he will probably declare war on Venezuela and proclaim a national security emergency thus avoiding release of the Epstein files.
Of course, only Congress can enact a Declaration of War but that won't stop Trump from doing it.
Of course, only Congress can enact a Declaration of War but that won't stop Trump from doing it.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The poser president addresses the American public Thursday night where he will probably declare war on Venezuela and proclaim a national security emergency thus avoiding release of the Epstein files.
Of course, only Congress can enact a Declaration of War but that won't stop Trump from doing it.
Of course, only Congress can enact a Declaration of War but that won't stop Trump from doing it.
We should never have let my year-old King Silver Sonic tenor go for $200 in 1965.
The brass Otto Link is worth more than that today alone.
The brass Otto Link is worth more than that today alone.
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We should never have let my year-old King Silver Sonic tenor go for $200 in 1965.
The brass Otto Link is worth more than that today alone.
The brass Otto Link is worth more than that today alone.
Best neckgina on the internet.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Best neckgina on the internet.
Family Vacation!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Family Vacation!!!!
Did the offspring erupt from her shoulder?
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Did the offspring erupt from her shoulder?
Good luck on shakedown.
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Good luck on shakedown.
The positive things being said about the president are basically untrue.
If given the choice, I will take the truth.
If given the choice, I will take the truth.
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The positive things being said about the president are basically untrue.
If given the choice, I will take the truth.
If given the choice, I will take the truth.
Still ranks high in streaming as a series. I know we watch a lot of episodes each year and love every minute.
December 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Still ranks high in streaming as a series. I know we watch a lot of episodes each year and love every minute.
Reiner may have been more glad to lose the credit for an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies.
It's a living.
It's a living.
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reiner may have been more glad to lose the credit for an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies.
It's a living.
It's a living.
Bear in mind, the Coast Guard is not technically military and is a part of the Department of Commerce and not a branch of the US Navy.
They probably have more latitude to do stupid things than would the military proper.
They probably have more latitude to do stupid things than would the military proper.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bear in mind, the Coast Guard is not technically military and is a part of the Department of Commerce and not a branch of the US Navy.
They probably have more latitude to do stupid things than would the military proper.
They probably have more latitude to do stupid things than would the military proper.
If I may chime in on this, both actors are equally comfortable with the Sorkin machine-gun dialogues leaving the choice more to do with stage/film presence. For this I would lean toward Douglas for stereotypical president and Sheen for the best real president. But, as you say- no wrong answers.
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If I may chime in on this, both actors are equally comfortable with the Sorkin machine-gun dialogues leaving the choice more to do with stage/film presence. For this I would lean toward Douglas for stereotypical president and Sheen for the best real president. But, as you say- no wrong answers.
I hope they can save his left arm.
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I hope they can save his left arm.
Trump's hair is quickly disappearing from the top of his head.
All the effort made to harvest hair strips from the back of his head (hence the hanging carpet in the back) for transplant to his forehead didn't last very long.
Soon he will have more hair inside his ears than on his head.
All the effort made to harvest hair strips from the back of his head (hence the hanging carpet in the back) for transplant to his forehead didn't last very long.
Soon he will have more hair inside his ears than on his head.
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trump's hair is quickly disappearing from the top of his head.
All the effort made to harvest hair strips from the back of his head (hence the hanging carpet in the back) for transplant to his forehead didn't last very long.
Soon he will have more hair inside his ears than on his head.
All the effort made to harvest hair strips from the back of his head (hence the hanging carpet in the back) for transplant to his forehead didn't last very long.
Soon he will have more hair inside his ears than on his head.
All I hear from my employees is 'make that Co-pilot anchor go away!!'.
Cannot be done. Clippy on persistence steroids.
The thing has polluted almost every application in the E365 license and nobody wants it.
Cannot be done. Clippy on persistence steroids.
The thing has polluted almost every application in the E365 license and nobody wants it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
All I hear from my employees is 'make that Co-pilot anchor go away!!'.
Cannot be done. Clippy on persistence steroids.
The thing has polluted almost every application in the E365 license and nobody wants it.
Cannot be done. Clippy on persistence steroids.
The thing has polluted almost every application in the E365 license and nobody wants it.
Will doctors now need to remove the drug from ICU's, etc?
Is Trump an idiot?
Is Trump an idiot?
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Will doctors now need to remove the drug from ICU's, etc?
Is Trump an idiot?
Is Trump an idiot?
Trump always seems to look like a Pillsbury Doughboy in every picture.
Has he ever lifted anything heavier than a diet soda in his life?
Has he ever lifted anything heavier than a diet soda in his life?
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump always seems to look like a Pillsbury Doughboy in every picture.
Has he ever lifted anything heavier than a diet soda in his life?
Has he ever lifted anything heavier than a diet soda in his life?
This clown can barely keep his eyelids from swelling shut like a blind cave fish.
What about that phone call at three in the morning?
What about that phone call at three in the morning?
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This clown can barely keep his eyelids from swelling shut like a blind cave fish.
What about that phone call at three in the morning?
What about that phone call at three in the morning?