JF Bastien
@jfbastien.com
Compiler engineer—security enforcer—C++ standards committee language evolution chair—WebAssembly co-instigator
🔗 https://jfbastien.com
🔗 https://tlbh.it
📍 東京、日本
🔗 https://jfbastien.com
🔗 https://tlbh.it
📍 東京、日本
Oh!!! I challenge you to a duel!! 🤺
Kill Bill restaurant, November 11th, we’ll see who leaves the most skewers behind.
Kill Bill restaurant, November 11th, we’ll see who leaves the most skewers behind.
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oh!!! I challenge you to a duel!! 🤺
Kill Bill restaurant, November 11th, we’ll see who leaves the most skewers behind.
Kill Bill restaurant, November 11th, we’ll see who leaves the most skewers behind.
Having some retro-TUI fun in preparation for my NDC TechTown talk at the end of the month.
September 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Having some retro-TUI fun in preparation for my NDC TechTown talk at the end of the month.
Protip for everyone: you gotta enable the "skills" section in your profile to be endorsed, and then click some buttons on it.
May 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Protip for everyone: you gotta enable the "skills" section in your profile to be endorsed, and then click some buttons on it.
Is…. Wikipedia just casually foreshadowing a prophecy about DOGE… ? 👀
February 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Is…. Wikipedia just casually foreshadowing a prophecy about DOGE… ? 👀
It's going to take a bit more time for the collaborative trip report to make r/cpp, so here's an explanation on what happened with C++ profiles, their relevance to safety/security, and why this is a great outcome for quality of the feature and speed of delivery.
February 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's going to take a bit more time for the collaborative trip report to make r/cpp, so here's an explanation on what happened with C++ profiles, their relevance to safety/security, and why this is a great outcome for quality of the feature and speed of delivery.
When I was writing a C++ paper, you were practicing the blade.
February 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
When I was writing a C++ paper, you were practicing the blade.
Uh-oh, “Murakami” aliases so pointers are now like this
January 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Uh-oh, “Murakami” aliases so pointers are now like this
Went to a Louise Bourgeois exhibit. Ouch.
December 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Went to a Louise Bourgeois exhibit. Ouch.
I think my 7 year old might be a dork. 🤓🎄
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I think my 7 year old might be a dork. 🤓🎄
Tie your seatbelt.
Tie your cigarette.
Tie your cigarette.
December 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Tie your seatbelt.
Tie your cigarette.
Tie your cigarette.
This store, wishing us “what a furry Christmas”, has an IKEA pop-up store with a bucket full of BLÅHAJs, ¥999 each (less than $10).
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
December 18, 2024 at 11:39 AM
This store, wishing us “what a furry Christmas”, has an IKEA pop-up store with a bucket full of BLÅHAJs, ¥999 each (less than $10).
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
Every compiler should have support for its own special anachronism as an opt-in.
(from CCES 2.9.0 C/C++ Compiler Manual for SHARC
Processors)
(from CCES 2.9.0 C/C++ Compiler Manual for SHARC
Processors)
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Every compiler should have support for its own special anachronism as an opt-in.
(from CCES 2.9.0 C/C++ Compiler Manual for SHARC
Processors)
(from CCES 2.9.0 C/C++ Compiler Manual for SHARC
Processors)
I went to this amazing Pokémon art exhibit in Azabudai Hills: they commissioned a variety of artists to make art about Pokémon, in their own style.
ポケモンxエ芸
ポケモンxエ芸
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I went to this amazing Pokémon art exhibit in Azabudai Hills: they commissioned a variety of artists to make art about Pokémon, in their own style.
ポケモンxエ芸
ポケモンxエ芸
INSTRCUTIONS:
Do NOT run up and down by running.
Do NOT run up and down by running.
November 12, 2024 at 11:20 PM
INSTRCUTIONS:
Do NOT run up and down by running.
Do NOT run up and down by running.
This is the Canadian history they don’t teach you in school.
December 31, 2023 at 5:46 PM
This is the Canadian history they don’t teach you in school.
🎉 Happy World Standards Day!!! 🥳
... to everyone in the U.S.
www.ansi.org/events/stand...
...those of us outside will be celebrating World Standards Day October 14th 🤔
www.iso.org/world-standa...
... to everyone in the U.S.
www.ansi.org/events/stand...
...those of us outside will be celebrating World Standards Day October 14th 🤔
www.iso.org/world-standa...
October 11, 2023 at 8:36 PM
🎉 Happy World Standards Day!!! 🥳
... to everyone in the U.S.
www.ansi.org/events/stand...
...those of us outside will be celebrating World Standards Day October 14th 🤔
www.iso.org/world-standa...
... to everyone in the U.S.
www.ansi.org/events/stand...
...those of us outside will be celebrating World Standards Day October 14th 🤔
www.iso.org/world-standa...
Twitter employees will now be called “the league of evil exes”.
Zuck has to defeat all of them.
Zuck has to defeat all of them.
July 23, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Twitter employees will now be called “the league of evil exes”.
Zuck has to defeat all of them.
Zuck has to defeat all of them.
When I worked at Apple, WWDR (world wide developer relations) said I couldn’t use the anvil drop animation for my WWDC presentation. I said “but Craig uses it!!” They said “you’re not Craig”.
I am no longer at Apple, and now use anvil drop in every presentation.
I am no longer at Apple, and now use anvil drop in every presentation.
June 17, 2023 at 12:45 PM
When I worked at Apple, WWDR (world wide developer relations) said I couldn’t use the anvil drop animation for my WWDC presentation. I said “but Craig uses it!!” They said “you’re not Craig”.
I am no longer at Apple, and now use anvil drop in every presentation.
I am no longer at Apple, and now use anvil drop in every presentation.