When I was a kid, my dad came home every night from work and played Ultima 3. He played it like clockwork until he reached the very end and he just gave up at the final boss. He said the game broke him!

My brother ended up winning the game using my dad's save.

I completely forgot that he was in that movie. It still hits hard.

As a lifelong Dem, I have zero faith in them to do anything. At best they are an appeasement party. At worst, they are complicit.

If Armageddon happens and the clock is set to something other than zero then I'm going to write them a very stern letter.

If the world is just, he'll spend the rest of his days in a state sponsored retirement home with a new flashy orange jumpsuit. One can dream.

I’d put down hard money that Trump did not write that.

While Microsoft is speed running enshitification, Apple is taking its time. Not that it matters when both destinations are the same.

Midterms? Lets just try to get to February. Jesus fucking christ, Tounces has the wheel right now.

My landlord tried to keep our deposit but roommate was just hired by a law firm. After years of misery in law school, I never saw his eyes glow like that before. It was like seeing Superman fly for the first time. Needless to say, we got our deposit back.

In the summer, I drive my family one hour to our local drive-in. We do this at least a few times a year.

I, too, have received the Stanley Cup and I haven't worn ice skates since high school. I'm that good.

What a bone headed move.

Translation: they got over their skis on Linux and now are retreating to back to their safe space on Windows.

The winds of change are stirring, and they've decided to remain in their leaf house. If I were a competitor, I'd be dancing now.

Oh he’d pass the red shirt exam with flying colors. :)