Jez Heywood
@jezheywood.bsky.social
Talks a lot about poverty, pelicans and photography. “Infuriating” and “foul-mouthed” according to the Daily Mail
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Hey, asking as someone who until recently was an editor at USA TODAY: What the fuck is this?
The Trump administration's Signal group chat leak may be the world's most relatable fail. Who hasn't added a stranger to a text thread or group chat?
'We've all done this': Trump admin group chat scandal is its most relatable fail
The Trump administration's Signal group chat leak may be the world's most relatable fail. Who hasn't added a stranger to a text thread or group chat?
bit.ly
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey, asking as someone who until recently was an editor at USA TODAY: What the fuck is this?
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“Yeah it turns out some tit has only gone and accidentally leaked the US security plans” *farts*
March 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“Yeah it turns out some tit has only gone and accidentally leaked the US security plans” *farts*
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I’m sorry I straight up cannot believe the CIA hasn’t killed Elon Musk yet.
February 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m sorry I straight up cannot believe the CIA hasn’t killed Elon Musk yet.
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At a gathering with a bunch of normies and they are all talking about how they are using AI for everything. To write blog posts. To maximize social posts. To homeschool their kids. They’re showing each other their flattened bullshit “art.” Never felt such despair, we’re in a cultural death spiral.
January 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At a gathering with a bunch of normies and they are all talking about how they are using AI for everything. To write blog posts. To maximize social posts. To homeschool their kids. They’re showing each other their flattened bullshit “art.” Never felt such despair, we’re in a cultural death spiral.
Yeah, I’ve got red book on my phone
January 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, I’ve got red book on my phone
I call bullshit, there are no developing tanks, no minilab, no darkroom, nothing
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I call bullshit, there are no developing tanks, no minilab, no darkroom, nothing
Just saw a post where someone mentioned “removing all the terrible aspects of the [Raymond Chandler Marlowe] novels” and now I want to kick a hole in a stained glass window
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Just saw a post where someone mentioned “removing all the terrible aspects of the [Raymond Chandler Marlowe] novels” and now I want to kick a hole in a stained glass window
Today I discovered I fit in the boot of the golf. It’s nice in here. I might just stay in here for a while
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Today I discovered I fit in the boot of the golf. It’s nice in here. I might just stay in here for a while
Who are some good #freepalestine folks to follow on here?
January 4, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Who are some good #freepalestine folks to follow on here?
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fellas you ever fuck up so bad you unite ireland
I didn't see this coming. In Northern Ireland, Brexit has drained support among young people for remaining in the UK - across the board.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
‘Why would we want to be part of the UK?’ Young people will probably soon deliver a united Irela...
Disillusioned with Stormont and Brexit, 18 to 24-year-olds want progressive change – and don’t see it happening in the union, says writer Emma DeSouza
www.theguardian.com
October 27, 2023 at 12:41 AM
fellas you ever fuck up so bad you unite ireland
The lampshade sniffer
October 2, 2023 at 1:41 PM
The lampshade sniffer
Bertie in the egg chair
September 23, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Bertie in the egg chair
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The real bludgers.
Exclusive: Millions skimmed off government welfare contracts
Briefing documents show employment providers are paying themselves more than $40 million a year to move welfare recipients through jobs and training within their own companies.
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au
August 25, 2023 at 10:51 PM
The real bludgers.
Your guess is as good as mine as to why there is a cat under our solar panels
August 20, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Your guess is as good as mine as to why there is a cat under our solar panels
Someone went for a big walk and is close to conking out. Bertie is pretty tired too
August 19, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Someone went for a big walk and is close to conking out. Bertie is pretty tired too
Their claws are scary but that didn’t stop me getting a selfie with this possum
August 5, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Their claws are scary but that didn’t stop me getting a selfie with this possum
Australians having sex
July 25, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Australians having sex
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Haha another "young family" bought a house in inner-city Melbourne for $3.67 million, that's wild, anyway your head goes in that little hole there, that's right, now I'm going to count to three and pull this lever
July 24, 2023 at 7:22 AM
Haha another "young family" bought a house in inner-city Melbourne for $3.67 million, that's wild, anyway your head goes in that little hole there, that's right, now I'm going to count to three and pull this lever
It’s Friday, have a trixie
July 21, 2023 at 1:50 AM
It’s Friday, have a trixie
Love too spend $86 at the chemist for all my stupid little pills for my stupid little brain
July 14, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Love too spend $86 at the chemist for all my stupid little pills for my stupid little brain