Calling your crush beautiful while doing her makeup and she calls you homie… soul crushing 💔

Shoutout to when I told a doctor (not my regular one) about my chronic pains and fatigue and how it’s really hard to get up in the morning and he looked at me and said “have you heard of maid?” It’s so cool that doctors can just tell disabled people to kill ourselves instead of trying to help

I’m a trans guy and can confirm

Theft is awesome everybody should steal things

Eggs (fresh) - one chicken

No literally like oh! That’s a slur! That’s a slur you’re calling people! This isn’t reclamation, you’re just being an asshole

This guy’s ability ruins my setups so often it’s kind of insane