Jet Noir
@jetnoirmuse.bsky.social
Dancer. Fundraiser. Part-time Model. Cat Daddy.
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Jet Noir
@jetnoirmuse.bsky.social
· Mar 5
Hi new followers!
I…
go by Jet in the streets, the sheets, on stage and off
support SWs
organize play parties for and by Black people
work with nonprofits in support of survivors
dance and enjoy being naked (see profile pic)
post about gratitude, fitness, dance, p0rn, cats, polyamory etc 💜
I…
go by Jet in the streets, the sheets, on stage and off
support SWs
organize play parties for and by Black people
work with nonprofits in support of survivors
dance and enjoy being naked (see profile pic)
post about gratitude, fitness, dance, p0rn, cats, polyamory etc 💜
If your only motivation to have sex with someone is their looks, I am unsurprised when you complain that the sex was less than stellar. Physical attractiveness is subjective and rarely indicative of sexual compatibility. I’d rather fuck based on vibes!
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
If your only motivation to have sex with someone is their looks, I am unsurprised when you complain that the sex was less than stellar. Physical attractiveness is subjective and rarely indicative of sexual compatibility. I’d rather fuck based on vibes!
I want to get some new headshots and bodyshots (nudes) in 2026.
#BayArea What photographers do you recommend for both types of shoots?
Nudes: I want to collaborate and create some art!
Headshots: my last set is from 2022 and I just don’t look like that anymore!
#BayArea What photographers do you recommend for both types of shoots?
Nudes: I want to collaborate and create some art!
Headshots: my last set is from 2022 and I just don’t look like that anymore!
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I want to get some new headshots and bodyshots (nudes) in 2026.
#BayArea What photographers do you recommend for both types of shoots?
Nudes: I want to collaborate and create some art!
Headshots: my last set is from 2022 and I just don’t look like that anymore!
#BayArea What photographers do you recommend for both types of shoots?
Nudes: I want to collaborate and create some art!
Headshots: my last set is from 2022 and I just don’t look like that anymore!
I still smile fondly at the time I kissed someone and she gleefully said, “You kiss like a girl!” 🫠💜🙃
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I still smile fondly at the time I kissed someone and she gleefully said, “You kiss like a girl!” 🫠💜🙃
My brain while walking down the street…
Never trust a candy bar on the street because that’s not chocolate!
Always trust a big butt and a smile because they might rock it!
Never trust a candy bar on the street because that’s not chocolate!
Always trust a big butt and a smile because they might rock it!
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My brain while walking down the street…
Never trust a candy bar on the street because that’s not chocolate!
Always trust a big butt and a smile because they might rock it!
Never trust a candy bar on the street because that’s not chocolate!
Always trust a big butt and a smile because they might rock it!
Few things make me feel more like a proper adult than having both the means and proactive planning capabilities to send my mom flowers to be delivered a month from now on her birthday.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Few things make me feel more like a proper adult than having both the means and proactive planning capabilities to send my mom flowers to be delivered a month from now on her birthday.
Training always teaches me about myself. TIL that I run harder when I lift weights first. When I try to run before lifting, I rarely push myself on the run.
Lesson? After I’ve lifted and carried all I can, I’m still able to GTFO of danger fast! (I’ll unpack this in therapy later.)
Lesson? After I’ve lifted and carried all I can, I’m still able to GTFO of danger fast! (I’ll unpack this in therapy later.)
January 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Training always teaches me about myself. TIL that I run harder when I lift weights first. When I try to run before lifting, I rarely push myself on the run.
Lesson? After I’ve lifted and carried all I can, I’m still able to GTFO of danger fast! (I’ll unpack this in therapy later.)
Lesson? After I’ve lifted and carried all I can, I’m still able to GTFO of danger fast! (I’ll unpack this in therapy later.)
Rehearsals for the Urban Jazz Dance Company’s 2026 season have started! So, I’ll be posting about training in the gym and in the dance studio. I’m choosing to share about the work that brings me joy, the work that moves my body with intention. I promise not to be obnoxious about it. 💜
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Rehearsals for the Urban Jazz Dance Company’s 2026 season have started! So, I’ll be posting about training in the gym and in the dance studio. I’m choosing to share about the work that brings me joy, the work that moves my body with intention. I promise not to be obnoxious about it. 💜
While I didn’t make the final list, I’VE BEEN MARKED AS A BACKUP! 🥳
I learned about a voice acting audition a few hours before the deadline. I read the script, rehearsed, recorded on my phone, and submitted inside of two hours.
There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!
🤯🥹🫠
There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!
🤯🥹🫠
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
While I didn’t make the final list, I’VE BEEN MARKED AS A BACKUP! 🥳
I learned about a voice acting audition a few hours before the deadline. I read the script, rehearsed, recorded on my phone, and submitted inside of two hours.
There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!
🤯🥹🫠
There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!
🤯🥹🫠
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I learned about a voice acting audition a few hours before the deadline. I read the script, rehearsed, recorded on my phone, and submitted inside of two hours.
There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!
🤯🥹🫠
There were 900+ submissions and mine is moving forward into the 2nd round of review!
🤯🥹🫠
The last 6 weeks, I’ve been trying to get my 5K time under 30 mins - something I haven’t done in almost a decade.
Today, I ran 5K in 29:53!
Today, I ran 5K in 29:53!
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The last 6 weeks, I’ve been trying to get my 5K time under 30 mins - something I haven’t done in almost a decade.
Today, I ran 5K in 29:53!
Today, I ran 5K in 29:53!
2025 was — according to Chinese zodiac — my Ben Ming Nian (own zodiac year), a time of potential challenge but also transformation.
That’s been true for every 12th year of my life! I’m not Chinese. I know v little about astrology. But, it feels good to have an experience validated by the ✨universe✨
That’s been true for every 12th year of my life! I’m not Chinese. I know v little about astrology. But, it feels good to have an experience validated by the ✨universe✨
December 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
2025 was — according to Chinese zodiac — my Ben Ming Nian (own zodiac year), a time of potential challenge but also transformation.
That’s been true for every 12th year of my life! I’m not Chinese. I know v little about astrology. But, it feels good to have an experience validated by the ✨universe✨
That’s been true for every 12th year of my life! I’m not Chinese. I know v little about astrology. But, it feels good to have an experience validated by the ✨universe✨
Do we still celebrate our wins on social media?
Can that be done on SM without coming off as shaming those who did not have the same type of win?
Can we show each other how we’re built without turning it into “I’m just built different?”
Can that be done on SM without coming off as shaming those who did not have the same type of win?
Can we show each other how we’re built without turning it into “I’m just built different?”
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Do we still celebrate our wins on social media?
Can that be done on SM without coming off as shaming those who did not have the same type of win?
Can we show each other how we’re built without turning it into “I’m just built different?”
Can that be done on SM without coming off as shaming those who did not have the same type of win?
Can we show each other how we’re built without turning it into “I’m just built different?”
Manifesting the next trend ✨
Organic Intelligence or O-I
An intentional resistance to the notion that making machines artificially intelligent will benefit us by actively making ourselves more intelligent.
Less AI
More OI
Organic Intelligence or O-I
An intentional resistance to the notion that making machines artificially intelligent will benefit us by actively making ourselves more intelligent.
Less AI
More OI
December 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Manifesting the next trend ✨
Organic Intelligence or O-I
An intentional resistance to the notion that making machines artificially intelligent will benefit us by actively making ourselves more intelligent.
Less AI
More OI
Organic Intelligence or O-I
An intentional resistance to the notion that making machines artificially intelligent will benefit us by actively making ourselves more intelligent.
Less AI
More OI
Reposted by Jet Noir
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
That Sean Combs doc is something else!
I’m still disappointed it wasn’t titled, “Diddy Do It?”
I’m still disappointed it wasn’t titled, “Diddy Do It?”
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That Sean Combs doc is something else!
I’m still disappointed it wasn’t titled, “Diddy Do It?”
I’m still disappointed it wasn’t titled, “Diddy Do It?”
This is what the house sounds like today
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is what the house sounds like today
Reposted by Jet Noir
People, if you're resting between sets get the fuck off socials.
Some of us are actually trying to get through our workouts.
Some of us are actually trying to get through our workouts.
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
People, if you're resting between sets get the fuck off socials.
Some of us are actually trying to get through our workouts.
Some of us are actually trying to get through our workouts.
In today’s edition of Unpacking My 💩!!
Seeking book recommendations on how to STOP people pleasing.
I know the origin of the habit, just want to stop it ASAP!
Seeking book recommendations on how to STOP people pleasing.
I know the origin of the habit, just want to stop it ASAP!
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In today’s edition of Unpacking My 💩!!
Seeking book recommendations on how to STOP people pleasing.
I know the origin of the habit, just want to stop it ASAP!
Seeking book recommendations on how to STOP people pleasing.
I know the origin of the habit, just want to stop it ASAP!
I just sent in an audition I recorded on my phone.
This makes me laugh because I still have CD-Rs of auditions from 26 years ago!
#VoiceActing
This makes me laugh because I still have CD-Rs of auditions from 26 years ago!
#VoiceActing
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I just sent in an audition I recorded on my phone.
This makes me laugh because I still have CD-Rs of auditions from 26 years ago!
#VoiceActing
This makes me laugh because I still have CD-Rs of auditions from 26 years ago!
#VoiceActing
Lately, I’ve been considering kicking this social media habit cold turkey. Obviously, I’m still up in here.
But, I have been spending more time texting friends in lieu of scrolling a feed.
Connecting with friends feels like a much better and more sustainable source of joy.
But, I have been spending more time texting friends in lieu of scrolling a feed.
Connecting with friends feels like a much better and more sustainable source of joy.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Lately, I’ve been considering kicking this social media habit cold turkey. Obviously, I’m still up in here.
But, I have been spending more time texting friends in lieu of scrolling a feed.
Connecting with friends feels like a much better and more sustainable source of joy.
But, I have been spending more time texting friends in lieu of scrolling a feed.
Connecting with friends feels like a much better and more sustainable source of joy.
Highlight of the morning is either feeding these guys or watching them enjoy breakfast while I eat mine. This is my neighbor who often runs across my roof.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Highlight of the morning is either feeding these guys or watching them enjoy breakfast while I eat mine. This is my neighbor who often runs across my roof.
Annual Reminder: Exercise should not be seen as punishment for enjoying good food. Please enjoy both without trying to erase the latter with the former. 💜
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Annual Reminder: Exercise should not be seen as punishment for enjoying good food. Please enjoy both without trying to erase the latter with the former. 💜
Working from “home” has its perks
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Working from “home” has its perks
There is some stuff about - but not specific to - aging that people rarely discuss.
Today’s stuff…
Deleting dead friends from your phone is a decision you’ll face at some point.
Today’s stuff…
Deleting dead friends from your phone is a decision you’ll face at some point.
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There is some stuff about - but not specific to - aging that people rarely discuss.
Today’s stuff…
Deleting dead friends from your phone is a decision you’ll face at some point.
Today’s stuff…
Deleting dead friends from your phone is a decision you’ll face at some point.
Pelvic floor exercises are for people who have a pelvis (read: everyone) and have nothing to do with gender. 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Pelvic floor exercises are for people who have a pelvis (read: everyone) and have nothing to do with gender. 🙃