Eraqueez
@jesteradachi.bsky.social
Just a furry and part-time shiny hunter with a Bluesky account. Zoophiles, pedos, racists, bigots, and ai/cryptobros are not welcome on my page. |Bisexual| |29 years old| |male|
[Cuts to Hans reaching over and ringing a bell. Patchy looks out the window]
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
[Cuts to Hans reaching over and ringing a bell. Patchy looks out the window]
[squawks] clarify please
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[squawks] clarify please
[squawks] Potty want cookie dough! [Potty flies over, squawking] Cookie! [Patchy ducks]
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
[squawks] Potty want cookie dough! [Potty flies over, squawking] Cookie! [Patchy ducks]
[He presses a button on the remote. A large chimney rises from the ground next to his house, and a gigantic funnel pops out of it with the words "Welcome Santa" in neon letters] I'm ready!
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[He presses a button on the remote. A large chimney rises from the ground next to his house, and a gigantic funnel pops out of it with the words "Welcome Santa" in neon letters] I'm ready!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[screams and his eyes pop out] THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
[screams and his eyes pop out] THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
Uh... they couldn't come. They... died.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Uh... they couldn't come. They... died.
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
*Cue awful brass section music*
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*Cue awful brass section music*
...and be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
...and be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
We be going full Xenoblade style exploration with this one!
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We be going full Xenoblade style exploration with this one!