Jess
@jessybear.bsky.social
INFP・26・C 💍・crafts・coffee addict・busy raising 2 littles while managing crippling anxiety ✨
What's nice about having a forgetful fiancé is you get to tell him something exciting and he will forget about it so you can tell him again every month 🥰
August 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What's nice about having a forgetful fiancé is you get to tell him something exciting and he will forget about it so you can tell him again every month 🥰
Everything was going fine until it wasn't
August 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Everything was going fine until it wasn't
6yo: mommy! Mommy! Guess what I am! *Does dance*
Me: um idk what?
6yo: ice on a barbecue
Me: of course 🤦🏼♀️
Me: um idk what?
6yo: ice on a barbecue
Me: of course 🤦🏼♀️
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
6yo: mommy! Mommy! Guess what I am! *Does dance*
Me: um idk what?
6yo: ice on a barbecue
Me: of course 🤦🏼♀️
Me: um idk what?
6yo: ice on a barbecue
Me: of course 🤦🏼♀️
Periods should not hurt this much
August 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Periods should not hurt this much
Is there other things couples fight over or is it just the thermostat
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Is there other things couples fight over or is it just the thermostat
Therapist < person I met on Bluesky
July 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Therapist < person I met on Bluesky
the feminine urge to hit him over the head with a frying pan
July 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the feminine urge to hit him over the head with a frying pan
Life hack: leave the tap running a bit when you're in the bath to drown out the sound of your screaming kids
May 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Life hack: leave the tap running a bit when you're in the bath to drown out the sound of your screaming kids
Burned myself making my own birthday cake 🙄 nice
May 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Burned myself making my own birthday cake 🙄 nice
Some days home is my escape, some days work is my escape
April 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Some days home is my escape, some days work is my escape
My A game? Best I can do is C+
April 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My A game? Best I can do is C+
Me: you're messed up in the head
Fiancé: I know. That's why we are together 💗
🤣🤣🤣
Fiancé: I know. That's why we are together 💗
🤣🤣🤣
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me: you're messed up in the head
Fiancé: I know. That's why we are together 💗
🤣🤣🤣
Fiancé: I know. That's why we are together 💗
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly people having rugs under their dining room table is the stupidest thing
April 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Honestly people having rugs under their dining room table is the stupidest thing
Kitchen? Oh you mean my mini bakery?
April 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Kitchen? Oh you mean my mini bakery?
Get you a friend like @tylertigz.bsky.social 😊
April 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Get you a friend like @tylertigz.bsky.social 😊
Bananas are the Costco hotdog of the fruit world
April 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bananas are the Costco hotdog of the fruit world
This guy has a bunch of red flags
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This guy has a bunch of red flags
4 iced coffees on an empty stomach is a different kind of high
March 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
4 iced coffees on an empty stomach is a different kind of high
If you need to look at the directions for making Mac and cheese, you're not making it enough
March 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you need to look at the directions for making Mac and cheese, you're not making it enough
Mentally unstable? I'll 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 you mentally unstable
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mentally unstable? I'll 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 you mentally unstable
I will eat my chocolate bunny in the bath tub if I want to, thank you very much
February 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I will eat my chocolate bunny in the bath tub if I want to, thank you very much
Could not be happier #RollUpTheRim is physical this year! Really brings me back to the good old days 🥰🥰🥰🥰
February 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Could not be happier #RollUpTheRim is physical this year! Really brings me back to the good old days 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I don't care who plays Rapunzel as long as it's not Sabrina Carpenter 🤢
February 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I don't care who plays Rapunzel as long as it's not Sabrina Carpenter 🤢
The Disney Pandora Rapunzel ring is a MUST 😍😍😍😍
February 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The Disney Pandora Rapunzel ring is a MUST 😍😍😍😍