Jessica Seiwert
@jessseiwert1982.bsky.social
Just a tiny blue dot living in rural Wisconsin who loves NASCAR, football, and is probably considered a Senior Swiftie by her teenage daughter.
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Happy Pride!!!
I won’t say “it means a little more this year”, but this is the first June that my daughter is in her first serious relationship with another girl.
It just means that I will fight TO THE DEATH for rights for her & anyone else who feels they cannot be themselves or 🩷 who they 🩷.
I won’t say “it means a little more this year”, but this is the first June that my daughter is in her first serious relationship with another girl.
It just means that I will fight TO THE DEATH for rights for her & anyone else who feels they cannot be themselves or 🩷 who they 🩷.
June 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Pride!!!
I won’t say “it means a little more this year”, but this is the first June that my daughter is in her first serious relationship with another girl.
It just means that I will fight TO THE DEATH for rights for her & anyone else who feels they cannot be themselves or 🩷 who they 🩷.
I won’t say “it means a little more this year”, but this is the first June that my daughter is in her first serious relationship with another girl.
It just means that I will fight TO THE DEATH for rights for her & anyone else who feels they cannot be themselves or 🩷 who they 🩷.
Enjoy me having a bad day.
I found this one while going through my dash cam because I encountered a mega douche this morning. That’s coming later 😂
I found this one while going through my dash cam because I encountered a mega douche this morning. That’s coming later 😂
May 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Enjoy me having a bad day.
I found this one while going through my dash cam because I encountered a mega douche this morning. That’s coming later 😂
I found this one while going through my dash cam because I encountered a mega douche this morning. That’s coming later 😂
Here he is. I ended up having to block him because he just kept on going. Somehow I ended up a “Chase-sexual”, so I guess that’s bad lmao
May 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Here he is. I ended up having to block him because he just kept on going. Somehow I ended up a “Chase-sexual”, so I guess that’s bad lmao
Kansas and back. No crashes for us.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
May 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kansas and back. No crashes for us.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
You sure did, Pato.
Might even be P1 at the end of the week if things keep going the way they have 😂
Might even be P1 at the end of the week if things keep going the way they have 😂
May 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You sure did, Pato.
Might even be P1 at the end of the week if things keep going the way they have 😂
Might even be P1 at the end of the week if things keep going the way they have 😂
According to Ernie, I’m not allowed to dislike Kyle Larson if I am a Tyler Reddick fan.
Don’t be like this douche lmao
Don’t be like this douche lmao
May 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
According to Ernie, I’m not allowed to dislike Kyle Larson if I am a Tyler Reddick fan.
Don’t be like this douche lmao
Don’t be like this douche lmao
Now I can’t stop comparing pictures. Road America 2023 and last weekend. Is that even me?
May 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Now I can’t stop comparing pictures. Road America 2023 and last weekend. Is that even me?
So I know Tyler gained some muscle over the last year or so, so I was curious and put a pic from 2022 and the most recent one from last weekend side-by-side.
First, I’m down 40ish pounds. I can’t see it myself but comparing it is nice.
But Tyler, bro. You’re a different person!
First, I’m down 40ish pounds. I can’t see it myself but comparing it is nice.
But Tyler, bro. You’re a different person!
May 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So I know Tyler gained some muscle over the last year or so, so I was curious and put a pic from 2022 and the most recent one from last weekend side-by-side.
First, I’m down 40ish pounds. I can’t see it myself but comparing it is nice.
But Tyler, bro. You’re a different person!
First, I’m down 40ish pounds. I can’t see it myself but comparing it is nice.
But Tyler, bro. You’re a different person!
Here he is driving off of pit road, working that shitty gearbox lmao
May 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Here he is driving off of pit road, working that shitty gearbox lmao
And then bought my husband (who looks super cute in his fire suit?!?) the driving experience for this 30th birthday.
He had two 8 minute sessions and he hasn’t stopped talking about it since. Boy thinks he’s Dale now 😂
He had two 8 minute sessions and he hasn’t stopped talking about it since. Boy thinks he’s Dale now 😂
May 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And then bought my husband (who looks super cute in his fire suit?!?) the driving experience for this 30th birthday.
He had two 8 minute sessions and he hasn’t stopped talking about it since. Boy thinks he’s Dale now 😂
He had two 8 minute sessions and he hasn’t stopped talking about it since. Boy thinks he’s Dale now 😂
Capped off our NASCAR vacation with some extra race car things 🏎️
Did 3 laps, thought I would throw up but didn’t. I just look silly because I legit didn’t know what to do with my hands 😂
Did 3 laps, thought I would throw up but didn’t. I just look silly because I legit didn’t know what to do with my hands 😂
May 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Capped off our NASCAR vacation with some extra race car things 🏎️
Did 3 laps, thought I would throw up but didn’t. I just look silly because I legit didn’t know what to do with my hands 😂
Did 3 laps, thought I would throw up but didn’t. I just look silly because I legit didn’t know what to do with my hands 😂
More pics with drivers…
May 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
More pics with drivers…
Another great day ❤️
I wish the quality of race would have matched our experience at the track.
I wish the quality of race would have matched our experience at the track.
May 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Another great day ❤️
I wish the quality of race would have matched our experience at the track.
I wish the quality of race would have matched our experience at the track.
My list today was, meet Denny Hamlin and Ryan Blaney.
And we did it. Plus a few more, but I can only share four pics.
I highly recommend buying the new VIP experiences through NASCAR Elevate, worth every single penny.
It was a long but perfect day - back to it tomorrow!!!
And we did it. Plus a few more, but I can only share four pics.
I highly recommend buying the new VIP experiences through NASCAR Elevate, worth every single penny.
It was a long but perfect day - back to it tomorrow!!!
May 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My list today was, meet Denny Hamlin and Ryan Blaney.
And we did it. Plus a few more, but I can only share four pics.
I highly recommend buying the new VIP experiences through NASCAR Elevate, worth every single penny.
It was a long but perfect day - back to it tomorrow!!!
And we did it. Plus a few more, but I can only share four pics.
I highly recommend buying the new VIP experiences through NASCAR Elevate, worth every single penny.
It was a long but perfect day - back to it tomorrow!!!
Friends, we’re staying here. Across the street from the track. Does anyone know if there is a way to walk to the track?
The hotel doesn’t know, the track doesn’t know. 🤦🏻♀️
Parking is free but if we can deal with not driving across the literal street….
The hotel doesn’t know, the track doesn’t know. 🤦🏻♀️
Parking is free but if we can deal with not driving across the literal street….
May 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Friends, we’re staying here. Across the street from the track. Does anyone know if there is a way to walk to the track?
The hotel doesn’t know, the track doesn’t know. 🤦🏻♀️
Parking is free but if we can deal with not driving across the literal street….
The hotel doesn’t know, the track doesn’t know. 🤦🏻♀️
Parking is free but if we can deal with not driving across the literal street….
2002 Jessica is losing her shit right now.
Jamie McMurray is calling a race that Kasey Kahne is making his first start in 7 years.
I was 20, these two men were PEAK my type. Goooood lord 😍
You know what? 2025, almost 43 year old Jessica is pretty fucking happy 🤣
Jamie McMurray is calling a race that Kasey Kahne is making his first start in 7 years.
I was 20, these two men were PEAK my type. Goooood lord 😍
You know what? 2025, almost 43 year old Jessica is pretty fucking happy 🤣
April 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
2002 Jessica is losing her shit right now.
Jamie McMurray is calling a race that Kasey Kahne is making his first start in 7 years.
I was 20, these two men were PEAK my type. Goooood lord 😍
You know what? 2025, almost 43 year old Jessica is pretty fucking happy 🤣
Jamie McMurray is calling a race that Kasey Kahne is making his first start in 7 years.
I was 20, these two men were PEAK my type. Goooood lord 😍
You know what? 2025, almost 43 year old Jessica is pretty fucking happy 🤣
This teeny, tiny little piece on my bumper is missing and it’s cracked right above it. I have the missing piece.
The estimate for repair? $1,995.11
Hello? That’s not even replacing the bumper.
Am I living in a simulation? I don’t want to play anymore.
The estimate for repair? $1,995.11
Hello? That’s not even replacing the bumper.
Am I living in a simulation? I don’t want to play anymore.
April 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This teeny, tiny little piece on my bumper is missing and it’s cracked right above it. I have the missing piece.
The estimate for repair? $1,995.11
Hello? That’s not even replacing the bumper.
Am I living in a simulation? I don’t want to play anymore.
The estimate for repair? $1,995.11
Hello? That’s not even replacing the bumper.
Am I living in a simulation? I don’t want to play anymore.
It’s gonna be a tough home opener today.
If you’re not from Wisconsin, you might think I’m being silly. But this is my summer. I grew up with Uke on the radio, brats, burgers & hotdogs on the grill and sitting in the garage listening to the game with my grandpa. 💙💛
If you’re not from Wisconsin, you might think I’m being silly. But this is my summer. I grew up with Uke on the radio, brats, burgers & hotdogs on the grill and sitting in the garage listening to the game with my grandpa. 💙💛
March 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s gonna be a tough home opener today.
If you’re not from Wisconsin, you might think I’m being silly. But this is my summer. I grew up with Uke on the radio, brats, burgers & hotdogs on the grill and sitting in the garage listening to the game with my grandpa. 💙💛
If you’re not from Wisconsin, you might think I’m being silly. But this is my summer. I grew up with Uke on the radio, brats, burgers & hotdogs on the grill and sitting in the garage listening to the game with my grandpa. 💙💛
I found these cuties on Poshmark for $20.
Do I need them? No.
Do I have a place to put them? Again, no.
Did I buy them? You bet your sweet ass I did.
Do I need them? No.
Do I have a place to put them? Again, no.
Did I buy them? You bet your sweet ass I did.
March 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I found these cuties on Poshmark for $20.
Do I need them? No.
Do I have a place to put them? Again, no.
Did I buy them? You bet your sweet ass I did.
Do I need them? No.
Do I have a place to put them? Again, no.
Did I buy them? You bet your sweet ass I did.
You don’t need a fancy truck or 4 wheel drive vehicle in Wisconsin. A hybrid Hyundai Elantra will do the trick.
Her name is Britney and she’s a bad bitch. Slide Job’d right in to a parking spot.
I’m not shoveling, it’s going to be 50 on Wednesday. Yes the window is dirty, it’s been cold.
Her name is Britney and she’s a bad bitch. Slide Job’d right in to a parking spot.
I’m not shoveling, it’s going to be 50 on Wednesday. Yes the window is dirty, it’s been cold.
March 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You don’t need a fancy truck or 4 wheel drive vehicle in Wisconsin. A hybrid Hyundai Elantra will do the trick.
Her name is Britney and she’s a bad bitch. Slide Job’d right in to a parking spot.
I’m not shoveling, it’s going to be 50 on Wednesday. Yes the window is dirty, it’s been cold.
Her name is Britney and she’s a bad bitch. Slide Job’d right in to a parking spot.
I’m not shoveling, it’s going to be 50 on Wednesday. Yes the window is dirty, it’s been cold.
17 years ago today my rainbow baby was born. You decided to to make an appearance 4 weeks early, all 8lbs of you. Hearing you cry was music to my ears.
I’m not ready for this to be your last year before adulthood, let’s pause life and go back to enjoy those days we took for granted. 💕🌈
I’m not ready for this to be your last year before adulthood, let’s pause life and go back to enjoy those days we took for granted. 💕🌈
March 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
17 years ago today my rainbow baby was born. You decided to to make an appearance 4 weeks early, all 8lbs of you. Hearing you cry was music to my ears.
I’m not ready for this to be your last year before adulthood, let’s pause life and go back to enjoy those days we took for granted. 💕🌈
I’m not ready for this to be your last year before adulthood, let’s pause life and go back to enjoy those days we took for granted. 💕🌈
Just wait one god damned second. William Byron follows Republicans against Trump on X?? Does this mean I have to hate him less? Was this a mistake? I AM CONFUSED.
March 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just wait one god damned second. William Byron follows Republicans against Trump on X?? Does this mean I have to hate him less? Was this a mistake? I AM CONFUSED.
Work is giving me a sign today.
It’s his week. Prove me wrong.
It’s his week. Prove me wrong.
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Work is giving me a sign today.
It’s his week. Prove me wrong.
It’s his week. Prove me wrong.
I AM DONE WITH WINTER.
This was the heaviest snow I’ve ever had to shovel. Too sticky for the snowblower so we had to shovel. What makes it worse, it’s going to be 60 degrees by Sunday.
I wish my husband worked normal hours. And I wish my back wasn’t going to hurt for a week after this.
This was the heaviest snow I’ve ever had to shovel. Too sticky for the snowblower so we had to shovel. What makes it worse, it’s going to be 60 degrees by Sunday.
I wish my husband worked normal hours. And I wish my back wasn’t going to hurt for a week after this.
March 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I AM DONE WITH WINTER.
This was the heaviest snow I’ve ever had to shovel. Too sticky for the snowblower so we had to shovel. What makes it worse, it’s going to be 60 degrees by Sunday.
I wish my husband worked normal hours. And I wish my back wasn’t going to hurt for a week after this.
This was the heaviest snow I’ve ever had to shovel. Too sticky for the snowblower so we had to shovel. What makes it worse, it’s going to be 60 degrees by Sunday.
I wish my husband worked normal hours. And I wish my back wasn’t going to hurt for a week after this.
We’re going to Kansas in May, it can either be 90 or 60 degrees, so I needed a Tyler Reddick tank top 😉
I took a chance and ordered a size down knowing I’d lost some weight. It fits! 🤗
I have pretty severe body dysmorphia, visuals help. Down almost 40lbs. Nobody notices, so I’m sharing here ❤️
I took a chance and ordered a size down knowing I’d lost some weight. It fits! 🤗
I have pretty severe body dysmorphia, visuals help. Down almost 40lbs. Nobody notices, so I’m sharing here ❤️
February 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We’re going to Kansas in May, it can either be 90 or 60 degrees, so I needed a Tyler Reddick tank top 😉
I took a chance and ordered a size down knowing I’d lost some weight. It fits! 🤗
I have pretty severe body dysmorphia, visuals help. Down almost 40lbs. Nobody notices, so I’m sharing here ❤️
I took a chance and ordered a size down knowing I’d lost some weight. It fits! 🤗
I have pretty severe body dysmorphia, visuals help. Down almost 40lbs. Nobody notices, so I’m sharing here ❤️