Jessica
@jesslam.bsky.social
Whoever is running the @mondomascots.bsky.social account is doing the Lord's work.
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Whoever is running the @mondomascots.bsky.social account is doing the Lord's work.
Sometimes I think about how Larry is 17 and I don't think I can go on if he ever "retires".
I came here to chew gum and call out lies on Twitter... and I'm all out of gum.
(Photo @politicalpics)
(Photo @politicalpics)
October 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes I think about how Larry is 17 and I don't think I can go on if he ever "retires".
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We made a new game. It’s called Q-UP. It’s a coin flipping eSport. There’s a free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
Q-UP on Steam
Sick of long queues, unfair matchups, and arbitrary reflex tests? Try Q-UP, the coin flipping eSport. It's one part clicker, one part multiplayer strategy game, one part demented capitalism simulator,...
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September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We made a new game. It’s called Q-UP. It’s a coin flipping eSport. There’s a free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
I ruined my own day yesterday by reading up on Freddy the Bodega Cat and stared into the abyss. I don't like it, but I understand cruelty between people in pursuit of power, or cruelty as a way for those who don't have power to feel powerful. But this I'll never understand.
July 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I ruined my own day yesterday by reading up on Freddy the Bodega Cat and stared into the abyss. I don't like it, but I understand cruelty between people in pursuit of power, or cruelty as a way for those who don't have power to feel powerful. But this I'll never understand.
I spent the first day of Pride month watching Oh, Mary! so technically I think I won June.
June 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I spent the first day of Pride month watching Oh, Mary! so technically I think I won June.
The fact that Larry the Cat is 18 already haunts me.
April 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The fact that Larry the Cat is 18 already haunts me.
Everyone talking voting Cinnamoroll out of the #1 spot when my faves aren't even on the ballot. Why are we taking anyone off at all? They're just little guys!
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Everyone talking voting Cinnamoroll out of the #1 spot when my faves aren't even on the ballot. Why are we taking anyone off at all? They're just little guys!
Ok but in this essay, I will justify my moral panic around anyone who thinks that Solo Leveling should win Anime of the Year...
there are a number of cozy fantasy novels out rn but there are also lots of dark & gritty novels. I don’t think readers/writers should be hyping up a moral panic about either type
April 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ok but in this essay, I will justify my moral panic around anyone who thinks that Solo Leveling should win Anime of the Year...
My extremely niche complaint of the day is how did whoever's in charge of merch for @maybehappyending.bsky.social not put the helperbot logo on the charger?!
Also, please release a vinyl with the cast album.
Also, please release a vinyl with the cast album.
March 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My extremely niche complaint of the day is how did whoever's in charge of merch for @maybehappyending.bsky.social not put the helperbot logo on the charger?!
Also, please release a vinyl with the cast album.
Also, please release a vinyl with the cast album.
I never had any doubts but the Abbott Elementary and It's Always Sunny crossover was immaculate.
January 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I never had any doubts but the Abbott Elementary and It's Always Sunny crossover was immaculate.
The fact that some people are shocked by 001 in season 2 ep 7 of Squid Game is why the election went the way it did.
December 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The fact that some people are shocked by 001 in season 2 ep 7 of Squid Game is why the election went the way it did.
My favourite reaction to being carded is from the Dublin airport duty free “‘87?! Jesus Christ!”
July 31, 2024 at 1:56 PM
My favourite reaction to being carded is from the Dublin airport duty free “‘87?! Jesus Christ!”
This lam(b)and I share a birthday. I have never been more thrilled.
July 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
This lam(b)and I share a birthday. I have never been more thrilled.
I’m sure there are other reasons but a main reason why I don’t enjoy House of the Dragon is that watching the dragons fight each other feels like a dog fight. THEY’RE JUST BABIES
July 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I’m sure there are other reasons but a main reason why I don’t enjoy House of the Dragon is that watching the dragons fight each other feels like a dog fight. THEY’RE JUST BABIES
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He looks so proud of himself
July 8, 2024 at 3:47 PM
He looks so proud of himself
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN2HwKn5/ I know LDR didn’t win any Grammys this year but Patti Smith covering her song is a much stronger flex
TikTok - Make Your Day
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June 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN2HwKn5/ I know LDR didn’t win any Grammys this year but Patti Smith covering her song is a much stronger flex
I feel like we’re all complicit in elder abuse at this point.
June 28, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I feel like we’re all complicit in elder abuse at this point.
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I’m an artist (on the subway and I left my headphones at work)
May 31, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I’m an artist (on the subway and I left my headphones at work)
I’m sorry but what self respecting college is inviting the kicker - the KICKER - to make commencement speeches? You couldn’t get anyone who’s on the field for more than 5% of the game?
May 16, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I’m sorry but what self respecting college is inviting the kicker - the KICKER - to make commencement speeches? You couldn’t get anyone who’s on the field for more than 5% of the game?
I have never, and I mean never, rooted for a reality show contestant the way I’m rooting for The Circle AI
April 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I have never, and I mean never, rooted for a reality show contestant the way I’m rooting for The Circle AI
If Feud’s next season isn’t a “fictional” account of Yuja Wang and Klaus Mäkelä’s break up, we’re doing capitalism wrong.
April 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
If Feud’s next season isn’t a “fictional” account of Yuja Wang and Klaus Mäkelä’s break up, we’re doing capitalism wrong.
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The library board “fired the library director for refusing to move or remove 113 books that they feel are ‘inappropriate.’ The rest of the staff did something heroic in solidarity with their colleague: they walked out, locked up the library, and said No to this unethical board action.”
We all stand against book bans in theory, but 4 librarians in Prattville, Alabama lost their jobs standing against them. Please join me in donating to the GoFundMe that will help them make ends meet in this tough time.
Show me a receipt, I'll give you a compliment
www.gofundme.com/f/protect-pr...
Show me a receipt, I'll give you a compliment
www.gofundme.com/f/protect-pr...
Protect Prattville Library Staff and Patrons, organized by EveryLibrary Institute NFP
The Autauga-Prattville Alabama Library board has fired the lib… EveryLibrary Institute NFP needs your support for Protect Prattville Library Staff and Patrons
www.gofundme.com
April 5, 2024 at 8:09 PM
The library board “fired the library director for refusing to move or remove 113 books that they feel are ‘inappropriate.’ The rest of the staff did something heroic in solidarity with their colleague: they walked out, locked up the library, and said No to this unethical board action.”