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jess
@jessjoseph.bsky.social
very shy
big dog bitch can’t lil sis me
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
we is a strong word
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
dance break!
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
nostrand LIRR users we need to unionize i'm upSET
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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you've undoubtedly had the thought "this train is so slow I could beat it on foot." let it be known that you're probably right! @jessjoseph.bsky.social found a guy who's making it his mission to beat the city's trains — and ferries — across the five boroughs: nygroove.nyc/racing-subwa...
The guy racing the subway on a bike wants you to get out and explore
'I'm just an advocate of go do things' Danny Reed said.
nygroove.nyc
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 PM
price of gold soaring ... my time to shine
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
there are tiffins at the live show don't text
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
my nightmares are full of dead links
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
living in wonder is the rent I owe god
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
if the charmin bears have no haters i am dead
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
claim to be a player but i fucked your wife
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Procrustean bed
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
not from where I’m standing
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
famously Paul Erdos died mid math conference
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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i admit that when i see erika kirk's entrance at TPC, with all the insane sparklers and lights and her outfit, i think -- That should be me. This could heal America.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
a good measure of how happy i am is that i pray for more time
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i’m at a hannakuh party where someone has brought deconstructed guacamole pie
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
actually I knew that was for me
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
if no one else got me i know eastern parkway got me
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
torrential, say torrential to me ONE MORE TIME
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
out of all the reindeers you know you’re my favorite one
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
no I’m not from Queens I wonder why you think that
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
out of all the reindeers you know you’re the mastermind
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
at least i’m an insomniac in these here city
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
talk it so good
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM