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✨Jessie!✨
@jessisamess.gay
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it is always morally correct for women to cheat
"best in the universe at eating pussy"

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they called it the thunderdome and the very first night people replaced their feeds with porn and deceased wwe superstar / family annihilator chris benoit
Vince McMahon standing in the ring on smackdown, but the stands behind him are filled with walls of monitors showing webcam feeds of a bunch of different people watching the show
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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getting tucked in like
two stills from Terminator 1: a close-up of Sarah Conner as she delivers the line "you're terminated, fucker" when she activated the hydraulic press to crush the Terminator 2: the Terminator being crushed in the hydraulic press, blue electricity arcing from its body
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"omae wa mou shindeiru"
Garfield smiling smugly and pointing at the viewer
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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zoop fuckin sucked he should be embarrassed
box for the videogame zoop on Sega Genesis, it's got the classic red Genesis label down the left side and the art is just a bunch of horizontal black & white lines with a line of 4 equal spaced dots of the opposite color on them, and the games title written in colorful letters with strange proportions, it's hard to describe them but the second O is a spiral for example
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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ten years!
selfie of jessie 10 years ago at a movie theater, she was taking her son to the movies for the first time to see The Force Awakens bc the kiddo was a HUGE star wars nut at the time but she cropped him out bc y'all can't be normal. she's heavyset with short hair and a beard & mustache and she's wearing black and holding popcorn and a coke, smiling but with dead eyes modern selfie of jessie, she's sitting on her sofa kinda leaning to one side, she's wearing a brown cami that has a couple orangey spots where the color got faded, looks like bleach but i don't use bleach so idk how that happened, and you can see her purple bra straps. she's got her sideshave in a ponytail with a rainbow scrunchie so everyone knows she's gay and there are loose strands at the front. her black winged eyeliner and dark rose lipstick look great and she's smiling with bright eyes and she looks so much more alive and feels it too
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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yeah the monochrome line art characters are very of that era, they remind me of the Julio & Marisol AIDS education comics that ran on NYC subways and buses beginning in that era
a black and white 2 panel comic with the title "DECISION" in large block letters above it panel 1: a man in a collared shirt and vest is kissing a woman in a floral print top on her neck, their eyes closed. a narration box reads "as the minutes ticked by, their passion grew...". the man says "come on Marisol, prove your love for me" panel 2: they have pulled apart and opened their eyes, the woman is holding up a condom and says "i love you Julio, but if you love me too use this"
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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chat help me my cat turned huge what do i do
selfie of jessie lying in her bed, in the foreground her cat is very close to the camera but the perspective is making it look like the cat is huge and jessie is right behind him
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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this actor is always trying to tempt a protagonist with illicit behavior
mouse from the matrix, the same actor who played the star wars character in the original post
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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one thing burns and i agree on
still from the simpsons showing mr burns and smithers sitting at a table at burns's birthday gala, burns has an angry expression and captions read "have the rolling stones killed"
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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kitty claws have been successfully trimmed; he is now Mr Softpaws
orange and white tabby cat sleeping on a bed with grey sheets next to a blahaj, his paws are in front of him and you can see his pink toe beans and paw pads
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
selfie of jessie, she's wearing a cami in brick red with a pink & blue pattern that looks inspired by native designs from the american southwest over a purple bra which can be seen around the straps. her hair is held in a ponytail but a rainbow scrunchie with loose strands at the front falling down one side of her face. she has black eyeliner, dark rose lipstick, an olive drab purse strap on her shoulder, and she's looking into the camera and smiling. behind her is an apartment building, grass with fallen leaves scattered on it, a bush, a tree, and a low wooden fence, and you can see part of the hood and windshield of her red car over her shoulder
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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fuck big gun all my homies hate big gun
junon from final fantasy 7, it's a large town/military base built against a seaside cliff, with a giant cannon in its center, like the cannon is basically half the city
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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of course Zelda was a girl, just look at her cute lil miniskirt
artwork of Zelda in a dungeon, with a map in one hand and a compass on the other
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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the biggest butt of all time
the walls of ba sing se 8 legendary artifact creature - wall 0/30 defender other permanents you control have indestructible "that is why the city is named ba sing se. it's the 'impenetrable city.'" -general sung
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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how could he resist
Donald Duck sitting on a stool, seen from behind. he's turning the pages of a big book open on the table on front of him, and he's got a can of rubber cement in one hand, idk wtf he's doing but his duck booty is looking round and caked tf up
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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still from the simpsons, chief wiggum sits in a chair in front of a red stage curtain. in his left hand is a single serving pudding can, on his right index finger the pull ring to open the can has come off and is on his finger
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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face + scent

i wish i could afford to wear it more often but on the plus side saving it for fun occasions has made my brain associate the smell with being happy!
selfie of jessie on the couch in a black cami with her long dark hair cut in a sideshave that falls down the left side of her face to a bit below shoulder length, she's smiling and get makeup is pretty a bottle of Yves Saint Laurent Black Opium, a sparkly black bottle in a square shape with a reddish circle in the middle with the logo on it and a capped spray top
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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repost with an iconic fictional band
still from the simpsons; homer, barney, skinner, and apu are standing on the roof of moe's tavern in front of microphones and other sound equipment, singing in their 80s barbershop quartet, the be sharps
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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screenshot of the above post, but with some words removed so it reads "i feel like it shouldn't need to be said but maybe if you're a cis dude at a trans event you shouldn't be here"
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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nothing compared to the Toronto Sceptres version
the Toronto Sceptres "ice cream" logo variant, a teal & pink design of an overlaid T and S, with a ball and spike thing over it to make it like a sceptre, and the whole thing is drawn with gooey drops like it's melting, or perhaps covered in cum
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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image that says "T for T" in the style of *Zohran for New York City" campaign ads
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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here you go
four candles
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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thought this was dracula for a second there
Gary Oldman as Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), he's got old age makeup and white hair styled into two large puffs behind his head, and he's wearing a red silk robe
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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the perfect logo was right there for the taking
the box art for goldeneye 007 on Nintendo 64, showing characters and explosions from the movie with the film logo below. in the center of the image is a black and white portrait of Pierce brosnan as James Bond pointing a gun at the viewer. to the right of the box art is a sketch of Pierce brosnan with a weird wide mouth, which is kind of how he looks on the cover bc of the way the lines of his face and his hand match up, and the shadow of his gun obscures the boundary between the two.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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i guess technically we have gotten ONE kombatant in magic already
screenshot of mortal kombat (2011) gameplay, showing kratos from god of war fighting mk's scorpion at the pit. kratos is a bald man with a beard, his skin is ashen white with red tattoos across his face and chest, he wears a loincloth, boots, and wields two jagged blade weapons, one in each hand. scorpion is a man in a black ninja jumpsuit with a yellow facemask, yellow sashes across his chest, and yellow highlights on his gauntlets and boots, with two swords sheathed at his back. they stand on a bridge spanning between two rocky mountain peaks, and in the distance are more mountains with another bridge spanning two of them. kratos, god of war RRR legendary creature - god warrior 2/3 double strike all creatures have haste at the beginning of each player's end step, kratos deals damage to that player equal to the number of creatures that player controls that didn't attack this turn
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM