Jessi 🏳️🌈
@jessilt.bsky.social
She/Her. Autistic, non-verbal, lesbian gamer girl. Wrestling super-fan.
Apologies in advance if I say something weird or cringy. Things tend to sound better in my head.
Mansplainers get an immediate block. Zero tolerance.
Apologies in advance if I say something weird or cringy. Things tend to sound better in my head.
Mansplainers get an immediate block. Zero tolerance.
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Jessi 🏳️🌈
@jessilt.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Saw one of my moots @thisisashe.bsky.social doing this, and it seemed kind of interesting, so I figured I'd try it too!
Day 1: First video game
Showing my age a bit, but my first game was the coin-op arcade game, Asteroids. They had one in the local Pizza Hut that my family went to regularly.
Day 1: First video game
Showing my age a bit, but my first game was the coin-op arcade game, Asteroids. They had one in the local Pizza Hut that my family went to regularly.
Been hearing some talk about how Pam Bondi might be stepping down soo. Apparently, covering up ridiculous lies with even more ridiculous lies takes it out of you, and she's on the verge of a breakdown. Who knew, right?
But, in the spirit of cooperation, I have found Trump a replacement for her:
But, in the spirit of cooperation, I have found Trump a replacement for her:
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Been hearing some talk about how Pam Bondi might be stepping down soo. Apparently, covering up ridiculous lies with even more ridiculous lies takes it out of you, and she's on the verge of a breakdown. Who knew, right?
But, in the spirit of cooperation, I have found Trump a replacement for her:
But, in the spirit of cooperation, I have found Trump a replacement for her:
As the days go on, I become more and more convinced that RFK Jr's brain worm actually killed him, and the worm has been driving his body around like a meat-Gundam ever since.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
As the days go on, I become more and more convinced that RFK Jr's brain worm actually killed him, and the worm has been driving his body around like a meat-Gundam ever since.
Yeah, you don't know me very well. 😈
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yeah, you don't know me very well. 😈
The problem with Chris Jericho, IMO, is that #AEW depended on him far more than they should have.
Way back in the day, when a wrestler finished a story line, especially when they were defeated/disgraced/humiliated, they'd go to work in other promotions for a while.
Way back in the day, when a wrestler finished a story line, especially when they were defeated/disgraced/humiliated, they'd go to work in other promotions for a while.
Tony Khan comments on where things stand between Chris Jericho and AEW amid WWE return rumors nodq.com/news/tony-kh...
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The problem with Chris Jericho, IMO, is that #AEW depended on him far more than they should have.
Way back in the day, when a wrestler finished a story line, especially when they were defeated/disgraced/humiliated, they'd go to work in other promotions for a while.
Way back in the day, when a wrestler finished a story line, especially when they were defeated/disgraced/humiliated, they'd go to work in other promotions for a while.
Sometimes, I long for the 1980's.
It was a simpler time, when nobody gave a shit that your older brother was buying you beer, and the president only did things like give weapons to people who wanted to kill us.
It was a simpler time, when nobody gave a shit that your older brother was buying you beer, and the president only did things like give weapons to people who wanted to kill us.
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sometimes, I long for the 1980's.
It was a simpler time, when nobody gave a shit that your older brother was buying you beer, and the president only did things like give weapons to people who wanted to kill us.
It was a simpler time, when nobody gave a shit that your older brother was buying you beer, and the president only did things like give weapons to people who wanted to kill us.
Why would you watch "Friends" when "Star Trek" exists?
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why would you watch "Friends" when "Star Trek" exists?
You want to know why I love #AEW so much? It's because the men's #BloodAndGuts match on #Dynamite last Wednesday was better than any PPV match that #WWE has produced in the past 20 years.
And it wasn't even the best match that night.
And it wasn't even the best match that night.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You want to know why I love #AEW so much? It's because the men's #BloodAndGuts match on #Dynamite last Wednesday was better than any PPV match that #WWE has produced in the past 20 years.
And it wasn't even the best match that night.
And it wasn't even the best match that night.
If the internet has taught me anything, it's that there is a desperate need for comprehensive, stigma-free mental health care in the United States.
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If the internet has taught me anything, it's that there is a desperate need for comprehensive, stigma-free mental health care in the United States.
Say what you will about pro wrestling, but it is very educational.
Here, we see Bastard Pac helping Darby Allin demonstrate the age old fire safety routine "Stop, Drop, and Roll." #AEW #BloodAndGuts
Here, we see Bastard Pac helping Darby Allin demonstrate the age old fire safety routine "Stop, Drop, and Roll." #AEW #BloodAndGuts
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Say what you will about pro wrestling, but it is very educational.
Here, we see Bastard Pac helping Darby Allin demonstrate the age old fire safety routine "Stop, Drop, and Roll." #AEW #BloodAndGuts
Here, we see Bastard Pac helping Darby Allin demonstrate the age old fire safety routine "Stop, Drop, and Roll." #AEW #BloodAndGuts
I kinda throw up in my mouth a bit when I say this, but caving was a fairly solid strategy for the Dems.
Mike Johnson is obviously trying to prevent the release of the Epstein files. Get rid of his excuse as to why the govt is shut down so everyone watches as he scrambles to invent a new one.
Mike Johnson is obviously trying to prevent the release of the Epstein files. Get rid of his excuse as to why the govt is shut down so everyone watches as he scrambles to invent a new one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I kinda throw up in my mouth a bit when I say this, but caving was a fairly solid strategy for the Dems.
Mike Johnson is obviously trying to prevent the release of the Epstein files. Get rid of his excuse as to why the govt is shut down so everyone watches as he scrambles to invent a new one.
Mike Johnson is obviously trying to prevent the release of the Epstein files. Get rid of his excuse as to why the govt is shut down so everyone watches as he scrambles to invent a new one.
Democrats are just diet Republicans.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Democrats are just diet Republicans.
This:
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This:
After all she's done to help create the shitstorm we're weathering today, MTG complaining about Republicans is a lot like Charles Manson complaining about how Richard Ramirez was mean to people.
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
After all she's done to help create the shitstorm we're weathering today, MTG complaining about Republicans is a lot like Charles Manson complaining about how Richard Ramirez was mean to people.
"The jury — which had sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches..."
This guy deserves a Pulitzer. 😂
This guy deserves a Pulitzer. 😂
DC ‘sandwich guy' found not guilty of assault after throwing sub at federal agent
A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime. Jurors heard attorneys’ opening statement...
www.nbcwashington.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"The jury — which had sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches..."
This guy deserves a Pulitzer. 😂
This guy deserves a Pulitzer. 😂
At this point, I think that Trump's ultimate goal is to die of old age while in office because he's afraid he'll end up like Benito Mussolini.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
At this point, I think that Trump's ultimate goal is to die of old age while in office because he's afraid he'll end up like Benito Mussolini.
The best reason to hate AI slop:
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The best reason to hate AI slop: