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Daytime web developer for education nonprofit, nighttime movie watcher, and occasional cartoonist and photographer 🏳️🌈 Bay Area, CA
Please, Eddie Bauer was my father.
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Please, Eddie Bauer was my father.
Every podcast ends with excitement for something that I scratch out 30 minutes later.
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Every podcast ends with excitement for something that I scratch out 30 minutes later.
I wouldn't kill myself while listening to Natalie Merchant, but I may do the paperwork while listening to Natalie Merchant.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I wouldn't kill myself while listening to Natalie Merchant, but I may do the paperwork while listening to Natalie Merchant.
New Yorker long form reading sucks on the phone. It should function like an e-reader with single pages that hold your place.
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 AM
New Yorker long form reading sucks on the phone. It should function like an e-reader with single pages that hold your place.
Pets are expensive.
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Pets are expensive.
“It is galling indeed to have stood so long, hat in hand, waiting for Americans to grow up enough to realize that you do not threaten them.”
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“It is galling indeed to have stood so long, hat in hand, waiting for Americans to grow up enough to realize that you do not threaten them.”
Five hours of The Pitt and fairly sure I could diagnose something if I can bring along Google search history.
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Five hours of The Pitt and fairly sure I could diagnose something if I can bring along Google search history.
Our cats need food, love, everything on the floor.
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Our cats need food, love, everything on the floor.
No one wants to see your shitty movie Mel.
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
No one wants to see your shitty movie Mel.
"State and federal officials clash over why murder."
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"State and federal officials clash over why murder."
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter feels very queer.
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter feels very queer.
“Wonderful music like this was the worst hurt there could be.”
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“Wonderful music like this was the worst hurt there could be.”
My perfect homescreen just fell into place.
January 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My perfect homescreen just fell into place.
Quick amateur jerk does have a ring to it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Quick amateur jerk does have a ring to it.
Picking out your next book, movie, or tv show is like Christmas.
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Picking out your next book, movie, or tv show is like Christmas.
I can't believe this is the world we requested.
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I can't believe this is the world we requested.
Mom texts realtime travel updates until just before arrival, then I never hear from her again.
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Mom texts realtime travel updates until just before arrival, then I never hear from her again.
Skims is perfectly named.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Skims is perfectly named.
Hope this coming storm takes us to the heartland.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hope this coming storm takes us to the heartland.
Xanax tablets size of my head to get me near an airport again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Xanax tablets size of my head to get me near an airport again.
My mom has no idea what I do after 29 years.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My mom has no idea what I do after 29 years.
Not sure I’d call starving limbo.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Not sure I’d call starving limbo.
I sleep au naturale, no sleep tracker.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I sleep au naturale, no sleep tracker.
What year did the chimichanga go extinct.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What year did the chimichanga go extinct.
Thinking a strategically placed bidet over the country would do us good.
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Thinking a strategically placed bidet over the country would do us good.