jessi denver
banner
jessidenver.bsky.social
jessi denver
@jessidenver.bsky.social
data eng
bluesky does not have the option to go private so i won’t be posting here for at least a little while
October 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
short run and back day.
remember kids, every exercise is a back exercise if done wrong enough.
youtu.be/cMUP-Z8dG9A?...
October 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Me, flirting with you
a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2024 at 1:08 AM
bleach blond bad built butch body
October 13, 2024 at 12:56 AM
they need to start putting cover slides or trigger warnings on these instagram ads for at home ozempic alternatives, cuz the needles make me sick, and the ads pop up every single time i open the app
October 13, 2024 at 12:56 AM
my first bluesky exclusive post
October 12, 2024 at 11:30 PM
i’m a kind person, but i’m not a nice person. idk y this continues to shock people. u thought cuz i’m friendly i wouldn’t verbally eviscerate u when u come at me sideways?
October 12, 2024 at 5:51 PM
sometimes i can’t double post threads here because of the character limit or because different features are not available. i think to compensate, every time that happens i’ll make a bluesky original post or something slightly different m, like a different photo.
October 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
i’m so monogamous i can’t even crush on more than one person
October 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
part of being a zen master is fighting the urge to respond with a really good zinger and just ignoring the text
a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2024 at 6:06 AM
i did this 30 min dumbbell workout, and it kicked my ass youtu.be/oPVebDQ1Yjo?...
October 12, 2024 at 2:05 AM
it’s a real problem u can’t search for a username in followers/following on bluesky
October 12, 2024 at 1:20 AM
holy shit i almost took my dog outside with my mud face mask on
October 12, 2024 at 12:16 AM
people saying “volumptuous” kills me
October 12, 2024 at 12:12 AM
people r being so nice to me today wtf
October 11, 2024 at 6:43 PM
bluesky is becoming threads inner circle
October 11, 2024 at 6:05 PM
strongly recommend against giving into employee coercion for donations to United Way. Salvation Army, St. Jude’s are ones i trust, and many local organizations and natural disaster relief groups have more direct impact to their communities with less processing fees and CEO schmoozing than UW.
October 11, 2024 at 2:20 PM
just did this at home mini workout today youtu.be/T2gY_w2bHTs?...
15 MIN KILLER STRONG CORE + ABS Workout - With Weights, Low Impact Home Workout
YouTube video by growingannanas
youtu.be
October 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM
it’s a privilege to get old. not everyone gets the opportunity.
October 11, 2024 at 1:50 AM
dissociating, please hold
October 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Reposted by jessi denver
when i lived in england while my dad was stationed there we americans had fourth of july w fireworks. it seemed hella disrespectful lmao like heyyy just celebrating our independence day from u guys, don’t mind us!
October 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
being genuine is cringe.
being sarcastic is cringe.
trying to b funny is cringe.
being too serious is cringe.
enjoying popular things is cringe.
gatekeeping unpopular things is cringe.
being oblivious of trends is cringe.
being chronically online of cringe.

never having existed is the only way
October 10, 2024 at 10:19 PM
i think men are amazing
October 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
i think women are amazing
October 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
heartsick
October 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM