Jessica Huseman
jessicahuseman.bsky.social
Jessica Huseman
@jessicahuseman.bsky.social
Editorial director at Votebeat, managing special projects and newsroom enthusiasm. Finding joy everywhere. Prev: ProPublica. You need a corn dog, I can tell. Texan. jhuseman at votebeat dot org.
Warning the neighbors because I am considerate
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It’s everything Id hoped for
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my neighbors already have christmas lights up and i'm offended by that so i just bought this five foot tall highland cow holding a turkey
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Walter moves his bed around to where it suits him, and sometimes flips it over. I used to think it was an accident, and it isn’t. I think he’s flipping it to get to the cold side?
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
jesus wept, i tell you what
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Left tribfest early so I could go to Billy Bob’s. Hugely texas weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Dallas-area dog protests inhumane -60 temps.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Honestly though the chamber pot is genuinely lovely
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Back on my tree bullshit (smokey mountains edition) see yall in a week
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
free recommendation

buy your plants hats
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
coworker rejects work
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Cuomo, meanwhile, famously a self-made man.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My air conditioner went out
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I just thought this was funny
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We had a light disagreement
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
He went to Scotland and found out about the seagulls there.
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One time he sent me a postcard from Wales and got my zipcode wrong
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
heres one from when I made him go to an Everclear concert
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When my boyfriend leaves me unsupervised in his house I leave cartoons on his fridge. today he’s judging a mock trial competition:
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyway, there's an app that will read PDFs to you in Snoop Dogg's voice, and here is how AI Snoop pronounces "Rudy Giuliani."
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Update on Grace, who is slaying.
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
listen, chat gpt does have its uses.
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
god this is boring
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Democracy docket is backed by a multimillionaire trying cases worth millions of dollars. I’m sorry. This is offensive.
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM