"i love Shane Hollander like I love my wife: intensely, with a foundation built on mutual respect and admiration.
You little bitch.
Yorkie?"

"awright you pheasants, turns out you guys have become a laughingstock! racking up L's out there because you're too busy missing pracky to watch a show about gay hockey players! spending too much time with your soap opera, Reilly? too busy staying street legal? re-enrolling in Degrassi junior high?"