Jesse Harlin (DEPRECATED)
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Jesse Harlin (DEPRECATED)
@jesseharl.in
Game composer, music supervisor at 2K Games, ttrpg enthusiast and author. Music for Star Wars: Republic Commando, Valorant, The Old Republic, the Mafia games, and other stuff. He/Him. Opinions are very much my own.
Well that’s some bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Caillou has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
October 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
October 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Ah! Oui, Burundi! Je le connais bien et c’est tout près de Zaïre, oui? Tout près de Mozambique. No! Tanzania! Tanzania… hahaha.”

“Mais! Le chat est sur la chaise. Et le singe est sur la branche! Et:”
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
War-ravaged Portland
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Pssh. That’s totally a word.
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Pink Cat can’t believe the catty bullshit Dog and Lion just said about Giraffe.

(This is how I entertain myself while doing the dishes.)
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We deserve the future we’ve wrought for ourselves.

#TheFutureSucks
August 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My new certification came through.
August 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happy birthday, goober.
August 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I grew up on #sci-fi. I was told endlessly how amazing it would be, how dangerous it would be, how alien it would be, how luxurious it would be. No one told me how mundanely dumb it would be.

#TheFutureIsStupid
July 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My son and I just took this photo with my 6 year-old camera phone and a cheapo telescope from Costco.

“I feel like an astronomer!” he yelled, and I felt like I was watching the birth of a life-altering memory.
July 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Go home, Reddit. You're drunk.
June 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Stop trying to flirt with me, Facebook. I dumped you a long time ago.
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
May 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It’s like it’s food designed by AI, named by AI, and then marketed via an AI campaign.

What the fuck is with that cheese slice?
May 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think Duolingo is trying to catfish me.
April 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, NOTIFICATIONS.
April 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Unnamed sources at the Pentagon are saying this guy is currently being vetted for the Sec. of Defense position.
April 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Finished this one this morning.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Things suck. But if you’re like me and it’s been hard to pull your eyes away from the news, one thing that has surpringly helped me and my sanity lately is frickin’ jigsaw puzzles.

Time consuming? ✅
Takes concentration? ✅
Yet another way to interact with and appreciate art? ✅

#TeamPuzzle
March 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh shit. Somewhere in my mother-in-law’s house are two glass facehuggers right now…
March 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Oh good. I can finally find out what ‘brioche’ actually translates to in French.

….

“… Cool.”
March 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Why is SquareSpace advertising itself with goatse jewelry?

This is the dumbest timeline.
March 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM