LinkedIn be like You appeared in 7 searches this week

- An oil rig in the South China Sea
- Big Al’s Data Entry Barn
- Skrrrt
- bZzZ
- Dr. Silly’s Clown Academy
- The dream of your best friend from middle school. You were you, but you were also Noah Schnapp, and you were made of worms.
- Salesforce

Things pretty bleak over on LinkedIn

Are you all saying “women” wrong on purpose?

Her Can Change Everything
🌺💪🌺

Child accidentally paints $50 million Rothko in Dutch museum

(making small talk with the tow truck driver)

Who rescued who, right?

Moving out of my apartment and immediately seeing it go viral on “tiny expensive shithole for idiots” tiktok

Sometimes I’ll check my work email just to get angry

(CVS employee draping a cat skeleton over his forearm)

Excellent selection sir

You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead balls

I hope this is a safe space for recording clips of ITYSL on my phone and posting “Crying.”