WATCH THIS PLEASE youtu.be/hJnAHzo4-KI

recommend staying til the end of the ELIO credits to see a teaser for HOPPERS which gives a pretty good feel for how weird and unsettling it is

you may be asking, "jesse, what did you contribute to ELIO." i wrote the joke about the space bathroom and i came up with glorp

took a few breaks from working on hoppers to go to space and help out on ELIO which is in theaters today so go see it! it's fun, it's heartwarming, it looks amazing, it's basically four-quadrant animated CONTACT

why would god put hair next to the butthole. utterly insane design choice. happy fathers day

pretty disappointed that liberals aren't doing their own january 6th. was hoping to see a big unruly mob force mike johnson to listen to a drag queen read the lorax

could a book just be a 55K word document listing book ideas you've had that ultimately weren't good enough to be a book

i don't really suffer from writer's block but i have serious poster's block. this one took about an hour and a half

i came here to chew bubblegum and post jokes that weren't good enough to make it into my actual work. and i'm all out of jokes that weren't good enough to make it into my actual work