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jess.shakesess.fyi
apocalypse meow
@jess.shakesess.fyi
anti-social butterfly
i always have a book with me
sucker for words
animals > people
cat mom 🐈🐈‍⬛
mdni
Pinned
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animals > humans always and forever
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
there is a part of me that wants to dox the man who was a predator to me when i was a teen 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i have zero work ethic and im not ashamed to say it
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
slob on my knob like corn on the cob
check in with me and do your job
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i have a daddy long legs thats lived in my bathroom for months now and im attached to him truly
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
if you need a freelance detective, i am for hire
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
find someone who looks at you the way stanley looks at me
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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when @jess.shakesess.fyi does literally anything at all

me:
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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certified sleepiest person
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
spice world is such a comfort movie
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
limerence is a real bitch
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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there’s people out there who can love someone without it exasperating their mental illness. must be niiiiiice
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
what if i only stay at work for 2 hours today? what then?
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
sometimes i feel like being a white man who punches a wall
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i have to work until 6 and im going to be a big baby about it. WAAAAAH
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i like when finn is the big spoon
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tonight i smell like bergamot, cocoa bean & smoky amber
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
you could call me an ugly bitch to my face and id just laugh but if anyone ever insulted my cats i would literally swing on them
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
3.5k of you is wild 😭 numbers mean nothing to me but the fact that so many of you even care to follow me means a lot to this shy & introverted gal. so thank you for allowing me the space to be my weird self 🖤
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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what if we kissed and went to bed early
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
shall spam you all with love until i get bored
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
tonight i smell like vanilla bean & iced peppermint
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tomorrow is monday. again.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
if being a lady of leisure is wrong, i dont want to be right
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM