Jess 🇺🇸
@jess.sh
FOSS Necromancer at @herodevs. @faker_js, @cypress_io alum, @vuejs ecosystem.
Sorry but are you advocating for Jordan not to patch a critical vulnerability on something that hashes passwords?
Feel free to bitch about dep sizes and his weird Node version "isms", but he doesn't get paid for downloads or CVEs found. Stop trying to find something that isn't there.
Feel free to bitch about dep sizes and his weird Node version "isms", but he doesn't get paid for downloads or CVEs found. Stop trying to find something that isn't there.
July 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sorry but are you advocating for Jordan not to patch a critical vulnerability on something that hashes passwords?
Feel free to bitch about dep sizes and his weird Node version "isms", but he doesn't get paid for downloads or CVEs found. Stop trying to find something that isn't there.
Feel free to bitch about dep sizes and his weird Node version "isms", but he doesn't get paid for downloads or CVEs found. Stop trying to find something that isn't there.
One of the annoying things with Apple genmoji though is that you can’t make them frown. You can describe your Genmoji as angry and it will just be creepily smiling at you.
Here’s a Genmoji I tried to make about a developer, angry and painting his nails pink (because he hates the prettier formatter)
Here’s a Genmoji I tried to make about a developer, angry and painting his nails pink (because he hates the prettier formatter)
February 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
One of the annoying things with Apple genmoji though is that you can’t make them frown. You can describe your Genmoji as angry and it will just be creepily smiling at you.
Here’s a Genmoji I tried to make about a developer, angry and painting his nails pink (because he hates the prettier formatter)
Here’s a Genmoji I tried to make about a developer, angry and painting his nails pink (because he hates the prettier formatter)
Hotels and car rides. He does 8-9 hours with no complaints. I let him stretch every few stops. He doesn’t like getting out of the car during the trip or the smell of gasoline really. He meows when the car door is open.
I’ve traveled with dogs my whole life and this is such a different experience.
I’ve traveled with dogs my whole life and this is such a different experience.
January 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hotels and car rides. He does 8-9 hours with no complaints. I let him stretch every few stops. He doesn’t like getting out of the car during the trip or the smell of gasoline really. He meows when the car door is open.
I’ve traveled with dogs my whole life and this is such a different experience.
I’ve traveled with dogs my whole life and this is such a different experience.
My cat puts himself into his bubble backpack after a week of travel. I feel like the coolest pet mom. He loved traveling so much with me that he gets excited like a dog when I pull his harness out.
He stopped biting out of boredom or meowing for attention.
He stopped biting out of boredom or meowing for attention.
January 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My cat puts himself into his bubble backpack after a week of travel. I feel like the coolest pet mom. He loved traveling so much with me that he gets excited like a dog when I pull his harness out.
He stopped biting out of boredom or meowing for attention.
He stopped biting out of boredom or meowing for attention.
My dad (who passed away in Sept) would always talk about “the software store” he opened from 1995-2000.
It was literally called “The Software Store” ☠️
It was literally called “The Software Store” ☠️
December 31, 2024 at 10:16 PM
My dad (who passed away in Sept) would always talk about “the software store” he opened from 1995-2000.
It was literally called “The Software Store” ☠️
It was literally called “The Software Store” ☠️
She’s come a long way from that double wide. She’s 9 years remarried and is healthier and happier than she’s ever been. Her walls at home are covered in awards and trophies of dog sports she’s won over the years.
She’s having a blast and I’m so very proud of her.
She’s having a blast and I’m so very proud of her.
December 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
She’s come a long way from that double wide. She’s 9 years remarried and is healthier and happier than she’s ever been. Her walls at home are covered in awards and trophies of dog sports she’s won over the years.
She’s having a blast and I’m so very proud of her.
She’s having a blast and I’m so very proud of her.
Here’s the back yard. The barn was done entirely by her when I was 9-12 years old. She’d borrowed tools from my almost stepdad, but solo’d the build.
She was a single mom.
The chickens and emus were to the right of the barn.
The porch attached to the double wide was frequently spider-filled ☠️☠️☠️
She was a single mom.
The chickens and emus were to the right of the barn.
The porch attached to the double wide was frequently spider-filled ☠️☠️☠️
December 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Here’s the back yard. The barn was done entirely by her when I was 9-12 years old. She’d borrowed tools from my almost stepdad, but solo’d the build.
She was a single mom.
The chickens and emus were to the right of the barn.
The porch attached to the double wide was frequently spider-filled ☠️☠️☠️
She was a single mom.
The chickens and emus were to the right of the barn.
The porch attached to the double wide was frequently spider-filled ☠️☠️☠️
This training area used to be completely empty. I used to do gymnastics up and down the entire yard by myself.
She’s done so much work to the space. It’s remarkable.
She’s done so much work to the space. It’s remarkable.
December 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
This training area used to be completely empty. I used to do gymnastics up and down the entire yard by myself.
She’s done so much work to the space. It’s remarkable.
She’s done so much work to the space. It’s remarkable.
I brought my cat to the front training yard today to explore. She gave him a bath after.
When I was growing up, there was no dock diving pool - only dog agility.
I’d run around barefoot for hours in the section of yard (now fenced in) while she’d teach class late into the night.
When I was growing up, there was no dock diving pool - only dog agility.
I’d run around barefoot for hours in the section of yard (now fenced in) while she’d teach class late into the night.
December 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I brought my cat to the front training yard today to explore. She gave him a bath after.
When I was growing up, there was no dock diving pool - only dog agility.
I’d run around barefoot for hours in the section of yard (now fenced in) while she’d teach class late into the night.
When I was growing up, there was no dock diving pool - only dog agility.
I’d run around barefoot for hours in the section of yard (now fenced in) while she’d teach class late into the night.
It’s hard to describe what it felt like to visit my childhood home. I was born here. Not in a hospital, but right behind that front window.
When she was 33, my mom started a dog training and boarding business on this 5 acre plot of swamp.
Here’s a photo dump after 25 years of her hard work.
When she was 33, my mom started a dog training and boarding business on this 5 acre plot of swamp.
Here’s a photo dump after 25 years of her hard work.
December 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
It’s hard to describe what it felt like to visit my childhood home. I was born here. Not in a hospital, but right behind that front window.
When she was 33, my mom started a dog training and boarding business on this 5 acre plot of swamp.
Here’s a photo dump after 25 years of her hard work.
When she was 33, my mom started a dog training and boarding business on this 5 acre plot of swamp.
Here’s a photo dump after 25 years of her hard work.
