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sometimes i’m funny
giraffe queen
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i laughed too loudly at this
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
neurologist: hello, I spent 14 years studying your brain. I have some medicine that can slow or stop this disease and help you live better, would you like some?

idiot: no thank you i’m just gonna eat some kale and manifest myelin
August 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
thank you arch 😭❤️
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
thanks lina xxx
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
luv u vee ❤️❤️❤️❤️
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
thank you soph 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
thanks jack 🥰❤️
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
can you believe it? cause i can’t help

i went to my uni today to give id for dbs and i was like “this isn’t happening”
August 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
thank you pumpkin xxx
August 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
end of next week so if i go completely silent assume the worse
July 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
ones boiled without the shell so therefore much more fancy???
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM