Gotta Love Getting Pulled Away For Family Time Except It's Just One Person

It's GOOOOOOOOD

dunno why, it just is

I see a bun I recognize, I think :3cccccccccccc

Oooooh, that's a good belly on that snake, there. x3

Anyway look up sprucethedeer's horse in the stable one it's pretty much that

Finishes you off, gruntwhinnies, wanders off with a barrel belly shifting underneath it

Just took moments to get funneled straight down its throat

Yep this is still a strong mood, yep yep yep

Like just imagine being in a stable with a horse that's several heads taller than you and it walks up and snorts and at first you think it's just irritated but then suddenly it's chomping violently over your upper body and tossing its head back and GULP

Oh that's a few powerful ones, wow, ha

Feral horses that are rumored to eat people but nobody knows that they're used to eating people and just see people as food cause they casually do it every so often

People are like yeah maybe be careful around that one, nobody can say for sure "be careful cause he'll eat you"

Yeeeeeeeah................

Horses that get fed up with their rider or whoever's attending to them and decide to be fed with them instead, oh no

All those farm hands that came in for a week or a day or a season, they never do last long doing farm work, do they...

The squirming helps with digestion! Both of the squirrel and of the grass. Only annoying thing is the people that are gonna be wandering around like "huh, he was right out here when he disappeared, wonder what happened".

And if nobody sees it happen, it's a sneaky little tasty treat!

You get a taur worked up with that butt of yours, and he hasn't eaten in a bit, there's no guarantee you're gonna last long at all once you get down there......

Yeeeeeah, that's a mood right there.....

Luckily, when you're that big and chubby, you pretty much are the shelter! o: Hard for the elements to affect you that much, hohoho