Jerzmo
@jerzmo.bsky.social
Nerd, socialite, gamer, and ardent defender of the Oxford Comma.
Coupled 🏳️🌈
📍SoCal
Coupled 🏳️🌈
📍SoCal
Game night in the desert! Woot long weekend! ☀️🌵
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Game night in the desert! Woot long weekend! ☀️🌵
That, "Drank too much champagne at brunch and took a nap and now it's... wait, what time is it? Where am I?" feeling.
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
That, "Drank too much champagne at brunch and took a nap and now it's... wait, what time is it? Where am I?" feeling.
Took advantage of an unseasonable 80 degree day to brunch and visit the seals in La Jolla. (Brunch not pictured.)
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Took advantage of an unseasonable 80 degree day to brunch and visit the seals in La Jolla. (Brunch not pictured.)
Ugh... I'd been holding off to play Dispatch on Switch 2 and already preordered it — breaking my normal rule against preordering software. I figured it was a low-stakes port, what could go wrong?
Don't be like me, kids. In the digital era, preordering is more often punished than rewarded.
Don't be like me, kids. In the digital era, preordering is more often punished than rewarded.
PSA: Dispatch's 'Visual Censorship' Settings Can't Be Removed On Switch.
PSA: Dispatch's 'Visual Censorship' Settings Can't Be Removed On Switch
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January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Ugh... I'd been holding off to play Dispatch on Switch 2 and already preordered it — breaking my normal rule against preordering software. I figured it was a low-stakes port, what could go wrong?
Don't be like me, kids. In the digital era, preordering is more often punished than rewarded.
Don't be like me, kids. In the digital era, preordering is more often punished than rewarded.
Last day on the mountain. 😢
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Last day on the mountain. 😢
We out here doing it! (Mt. Bachelor, OR)
January 24, 2026 at 2:53 AM
We out here doing it! (Mt. Bachelor, OR)
Airport beer for breakfast? It must be the first day of vacation! 😁✈️
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Airport beer for breakfast? It must be the first day of vacation! 😁✈️
On gunkle duty; supervising at the park.
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
On gunkle duty; supervising at the park.
Friday? More like Fri-yay!
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Friday? More like Fri-yay!
It's got "running into a high school friend at the mall" energy.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It's got "running into a high school friend at the mall" energy.
Yeah, that checks out.
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Yeah, that checks out.
My boyfriend really captured my good side in this candid.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
My boyfriend really captured my good side in this candid.
At the gym on a rainy day when I could be on the couch under a blanket. 😀😩
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
At the gym on a rainy day when I could be on the couch under a blanket. 😀😩
Me, in an Eames lounger, sitting next to the Christmas Story leg lamp, living my best life. What a way to ring in the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Me, in an Eames lounger, sitting next to the Christmas Story leg lamp, living my best life. What a way to ring in the new year.
Still on my soup kick. Bracing myself for NYE with turkey noodle. 🦃 Probably also a preemptive Liquid IV.
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Still on my soup kick. Bracing myself for NYE with turkey noodle. 🦃 Probably also a preemptive Liquid IV.
Left Disneyland yesterday looking like a drowned, harassed rat.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Left Disneyland yesterday looking like a drowned, harassed rat.
Split pea soup in 24 hours! 😁
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Split pea soup in 24 hours! 😁
God bless us. Everyone.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
God bless us. Everyone.
Liked this picture of me walking to Disneyland from the roof of the parking structure. Also, Disneyland on a work day — woot!
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Liked this picture of me walking to Disneyland from the roof of the parking structure. Also, Disneyland on a work day — woot!
Tom Nook Pez dispenser! Eat the candy now, pay 10,000 bells later.
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tom Nook Pez dispenser! Eat the candy now, pay 10,000 bells later.
Saturday night has taken a surprising and delightful turn.
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Saturday night has taken a surprising and delightful turn.
Metroid Prime 4 is out, and yet I find myself instead doing a full playthrough of the Metroid Prime 1 Remaster. 🤷♂️
(The game holds up!)
(The game holds up!)
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Metroid Prime 4 is out, and yet I find myself instead doing a full playthrough of the Metroid Prime 1 Remaster. 🤷♂️
(The game holds up!)
(The game holds up!)
Just spent two hours and dozens of attempts, committing parry timings to muscle memory, to defeat an optional boss in Clair Obscur. The loot drop wasn't worth it. But the dopamine rush when I took him out sure was.
(It was the Frost Évêque, if you were curious.)
(It was the Frost Évêque, if you were curious.)
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Just spent two hours and dozens of attempts, committing parry timings to muscle memory, to defeat an optional boss in Clair Obscur. The loot drop wasn't worth it. But the dopamine rush when I took him out sure was.
(It was the Frost Évêque, if you were curious.)
(It was the Frost Évêque, if you were curious.)
In the Hollywood hills hiking off Saturday night feasting and drinking. 😅
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In the Hollywood hills hiking off Saturday night feasting and drinking. 😅