JerseyTodd
@jerseytodd.bsky.social
New Jersey Workers Comp. Lawyer, representing injured workers, that has been described as a “pest” by too many Judges and insurance companies.
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JerseyTodd
@jerseytodd.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Trust me, I was hilarious on Twitter.
Bring it on great grandpa
January 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Bring it on great grandpa
Prediction: Ten is going to beat Five
January 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Prediction: Ten is going to beat Five
GO BIRDS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
GO BIRDS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
Sadly, I’m watching the @nickelodeon version of the wild card game and am incredibly entertained
January 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sadly, I’m watching the @nickelodeon version of the wild card game and am incredibly entertained
Thank Gd is Quitter’s Friday - 10 days was certainly enough time to develop a habit, and, oh well.
January 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thank Gd is Quitter’s Friday - 10 days was certainly enough time to develop a habit, and, oh well.
So, basically Trump can’t run for Governor of New York now?
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So, basically Trump can’t run for Governor of New York now?
Note to Trumpers: he went full McCain yesterday hanging out with his “friend” Barack Huissein Obama. How does that make you feel?
January 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Note to Trumpers: he went full McCain yesterday hanging out with his “friend” Barack Huissein Obama. How does that make you feel?
I’m constantly getting new followers here, but very few “likes” - I’m starting to think it’s not about me…..
December 27, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I’m constantly getting new followers here, but very few “likes” - I’m starting to think it’s not about me…..
2025 - the year everyone becomes an expert in the term jury nullification. Watch this space.
Luigi Mangione's name was mentioned on SNL and the crowd immediately bursted into applause.
Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.
Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.
December 22, 2024 at 11:59 AM
2025 - the year everyone becomes an expert in the term jury nullification. Watch this space.
I am going on a trip for 7-days. Of course, this means I need at least 20-books. Thank you, in part, @libbyapp.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I am going on a trip for 7-days. Of course, this means I need at least 20-books. Thank you, in part, @libbyapp.bsky.social
I have a bag of Covid era face masks that I keep in a drawer like they were leftover yarmulkes from a Bar Mitzvah. Am I supposed to throw these out at some point?
December 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I have a bag of Covid era face masks that I keep in a drawer like they were leftover yarmulkes from a Bar Mitzvah. Am I supposed to throw these out at some point?
If anyone from New Jersey could communicate with the aliens, I’m sure that we all can agree that the first thing we need to teach them to say is “Dallas Cowboys suck”
December 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
If anyone from New Jersey could communicate with the aliens, I’m sure that we all can agree that the first thing we need to teach them to say is “Dallas Cowboys suck”
Has anyone in Jersey tried playing 90’s Club music for the aliens? youtu.be/wZj7gUIO-2k?...
Steven Spielberg - Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 1977 - Play The Five Tones
YouTube video by Vincent V.C.
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Has anyone in Jersey tried playing 90’s Club music for the aliens? youtu.be/wZj7gUIO-2k?...
What if they released to drones, with shady explanations, every night to distract us from an anarchist murdering a billionaire whose company was using AI to deny health care?
December 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
What if they released to drones, with shady explanations, every night to distract us from an anarchist murdering a billionaire whose company was using AI to deny health care?
You gotta feel bad for Luigi Mangione - he created an intricate plot to keep his name at the top of the news by releasing small clues and whispers of a bigger conspiracy, only to be upstaged by....checks notes....alien drones.
December 14, 2024 at 2:25 PM
You gotta feel bad for Luigi Mangione - he created an intricate plot to keep his name at the top of the news by releasing small clues and whispers of a bigger conspiracy, only to be upstaged by....checks notes....alien drones.
"Nothing for nothing, but if these aliens had any balls, maybe they'd fly their little space craft during the day? What are they freakin' Bigfoot? They only come out at night, the mean and hungry type? You know like, Maneater? Fuggetaboutit." - December 2024, New Jersey.
December 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
"Nothing for nothing, but if these aliens had any balls, maybe they'd fly their little space craft during the day? What are they freakin' Bigfoot? They only come out at night, the mean and hungry type? You know like, Maneater? Fuggetaboutit." - December 2024, New Jersey.
The UFOs in Jersey are much like Springsteen. I feel like I’m one of the only people who hasn’t randomly run into them.
December 14, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The UFOs in Jersey are much like Springsteen. I feel like I’m one of the only people who hasn’t randomly run into them.
I am at a seminar, where an attorney that is sitting on the panel introduced a video of himself speaking in front of another audience. Is this a thing now? Do I have to applaud the video or the actual person? More importantly, what was the other group served for lunch?
December 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I am at a seminar, where an attorney that is sitting on the panel introduced a video of himself speaking in front of another audience. Is this a thing now? Do I have to applaud the video or the actual person? More importantly, what was the other group served for lunch?
Driving from Princeton to Pittsburgh. So, um, yeah trees and farms. Oh, look, a cow.
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Driving from Princeton to Pittsburgh. So, um, yeah trees and farms. Oh, look, a cow.
Reposted by JerseyTodd
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Took testimony from a defense doctor today. Cross examination was a blast and the Judge kept laughing. Played this banger of a song on the way home. #GenX open.spotify.com/track/6yKldT...
Rhymin & Stealin
Beastie Boys · Licensed To Ill · Song · 1986
open.spotify.com
December 5, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Took testimony from a defense doctor today. Cross examination was a blast and the Judge kept laughing. Played this banger of a song on the way home. #GenX open.spotify.com/track/6yKldT...
You think you’re so clever. We shall see about that.
December 5, 2024 at 4:43 PM
You think you’re so clever. We shall see about that.
The "s" and "k" keys on my computer stuck when I was trying to type out the name of this website, and I ended up watching two hours of something called "Bluey."
Not complaining, just warning.
Not complaining, just warning.
a blue and yellow cartoon dog wearing sunglasses is dancing .
ALT: a blue and yellow cartoon dog wearing sunglasses is dancing .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 AM
The "s" and "k" keys on my computer stuck when I was trying to type out the name of this website, and I ended up watching two hours of something called "Bluey."
Not complaining, just warning.
Not complaining, just warning.