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Jerna Van Vooren
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Comic writer with ASD
She/Her, 34
Trans and gay!
https://jarnevanvooren.com/
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Dramatisation
Garfield being thrown out of a window
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The Pedro Almodovar film?
Poster for La Piel Que Habito
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Article with title Tiny Rabbit is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times his Size with a small rabbit laying next to a giant one
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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As an aside, I wanted to know what the origin was, since I actually read the cartoon in a magazine once and I forgot how fucking transphobic it was.

Also, it's funny that the original mentions a ladyboy, a converted man and then being translated to shemale.
First panel: A man is looking through a binocular: Vrouw in aantocht! Second panel: A man is pulling a lever: Open de poort! Third panel: The man with the binocular says: Het is geen vrouw, het is een ladyboy! Een omgebouwde man! Fourth panel: Man pulling lever: Sluit de poort! Fifth panel: Man with binocular: Met grote borstimplantaten. Sixth panel: Man pulling lever: Open de poort een beetje! First panel: A man is looking through a binocular: Female ahead! Second panel: A man is pulling a lever: Open the gate! Third panel: The man with the binocular says: It's not a female, it's a shemale! Fourth panel: Man pulling lever: Close the gate! Fifth panel: Man with binocular: With huge breast implants. Sixth panel: Man pulling lever: Open the gate a little!
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Using the vocal cords here
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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First time in Blender and I tried to recreate @maximumgraves.bsky.social's character Vikki from What Happens Next.

It was an amateurish attempt, but I am satisfied with the result. It made her look like a paper cut-out.
Panel of Vikki from What Happens Next Same panel, recreated in Blender. An attempt was made
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Why does this exist?
Homepage of the Potted Potter website
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Was at a party at Brussels last evening and I had a blast. Also thanks for @spunk-rock.bsky.social for her amazing T-shirt design that I could wear for an evening for once. :P
Mirror-selfie of me Another mirror-selfie of me. I wear a white blouse, black t-shirt, blue skirt and stockings.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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No, thank you.
Thumbnail of a video with the title Max Landis Pitches His Down Syndrome Movie "SLOW"
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Might as well announce it, but me and @hokaguteatime.bsky.social have a porn comic in the works. I can't give an estimate as to when we'll release it, but it will be soon.

If you like Bar Veuve Noire, then you'll probably love this one too!
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November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Good cinematography they say, and then they show shit like this

In all fairness, blocking and framing are fine. But the lighting and colour leave much to be desired.
Shot from Bly Manor Shot from Bly Manor Shot from Bly Manor Shot from Bly Manor
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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No costume, but I wanted to have a look this evening
Me, wearing a blue coat, a blue End of Eva hoodie, an end of Eva skirt and blue lipstick
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The Media-Guru, page 18/18

This was it, folks. Hope you Dutch-speaking people love it. To quote the "burgemeester": To all Dutch-speaking people who enjoyed it, congratulations. To all non-Dutch-speaking people who enjoyed it, congratulations as well.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Panel 1: Panel of empty space TV: Hey kids, Samson is back. Panel 2: Panel of two kids watching television, happy to see Samson coming back TV: And he's got a new owner!! Panel 3: The television the kids are watching. On screen, we can see Albert, Marie, Samson and the Mayor. Behind Marie is a sinister shadow. TV: Unfortunately, Gert is unable to take care of Samson. So Marie has become his new friend. Panel 4: Zoom in on the screen. Marie's eyes are not visible. TV: Gert, wherever you are, we all wish you good luck and rest assured. Panel 5: A close-up of Marie and the sinister shadow behind her to be revealed as Gert. It's obvious Marie is in Gert's thrall. TV: Because you left Samson in good hands! Textbox: Woof!
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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De Media-Guru, pagina 18/18

Dat was het dan, mensen! Hopelijk hebben jullie ervan genoten.
Plaatje 1: Niks TV: Beste kinderen, Samson is terug. Plaatje 2: Een plaatje van kinderen die blij zijn dat Samson terug is. TV: En hij heeft een nieuw baasje!! Plaatje 3: Een plaatje van de TV waar de kinderen naar kijken. Op het scherm zijn Marie, Albert, de burgemeester en Samson te zien. Achter Marie is een schaduw. TV: Helaas kan Gert niet meer voor Samson zorgen. Daarom dat Marie nu zijn vriendje is. Plaatje 4: We zoomen in. Marie's ogen zijn niet te zien. TV: Gertje, waar je ook mag zijn, we wensen jou veel geluk en je mag gerust zijn. Plaatje 5: Close-up van Marie, met Gert achter haar. Aan de ogen van Marie te zien is zij onder invloed van Gert. TV: Want je hebt Samson in goede handen gelaten! Tekstvak: Woef!
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Lmao, why does it feel like they're wearing the hazard suits from Half-Life here?
Thumbnail of Star Trek: Enterprise where everyone where's hideously brown space suits
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The Media-Guru, page 17/18

It's almost done! One more page!
Panel 1: The Mayor falls on Marie, who tries to defend herself poorly wiht her hands in front of her. Mayor: ... who don't want to take over a show... Marie: Noooooo!! Panel 2: A long empty panel. Mayor: ... Congratulations as well.
October 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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De Media-Guru, pagina 17/18

We zijn er bijna!!
Plaatje 1: De Burgemeester landt op Marie die probeert haar handen voor haar te houden. Burgemeester: Die niet een show willen overnemen... Marie: Neeeeee!! Plaatje 2: Een grote leegte. Burgemeester: ... Ook proficiat.
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The Media-Guru, page 16/18

Yeah, I know. Marie's face looks goofy. I can't draw.
Panel 1: A maniacal Gert laughs and is swinging his friends around like ragdolls. Gert: Hahahahaha Octaaf: I had to knock... Albert: ... Because the bell doesn't work. Marie: AAAAAH!!! Panel 2: Marie reaches the door, but doesn't get it open. Marie: Ah?!! the door is locked. Panel 3: Marie is pouncing fruitlessly against the door. Marie: Help!! Somebody, let me out!! Panel 4: Extreme close-up of Marie's eyes as she hears a voice behind her. Voice: To those...
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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De Media-Guru, pagina 16/18
Plaatje 1: Een manische Gert die hart lacht terwijl hij zijn vrienden als poppen laat zwieren. Gert: Hahahaha Octaaf: Ik moest kloppen... Albert: ... want de bel doet het niet. Marie: AAAAAH!! Plaatje 2: Marie botst tegen de deur die ze hopeloos probeert open te krijgen. Marie: Ah?!! De deur is gesloten. Plaatje 3: Marie klopt wanhopig tegen de deur. Marie: Help!! Iemand, laat me eruit!! Plaatje 4: Extreme close-up van Marie's ogen als ze achter haar een stem hoort. Stem: Aan allen...
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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The Media-Guru, page 15/18
Panel 1: Marie screams and turns around to run away. Marie: AAAAIIEEE!! Panel 2: An enraged Gert points with his finger forwards, making the Mayor and Samson swing around. Gert: Stop her!!! Mayor: To those who take over a show, congratulations. Panel 3: Marie is running. Marie: Huff, huff... Panel 4: Close-up of Marie looking back
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Plaatje 1: Marie schreeuwt het uit en draait zich om om weg te rennen. Marie: AAAAIIEEE!! Plaatje 2: Een woedende Gert wijst met zijn linkerhand waardoor de Burgemeester en Samson naar voren slingeren. Gert: Stop haar!!! Burgemeester: Aan allen die een show willen overnemen, proficiat. Plaatje 3: Marie loopt weg. Marie: Huf, huf... Plaatje 4: Close-up van Marie die achterom kijkt
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Great. Smart move, Croatian Game Developers Alliance, to use AI to make this banner.

(This is sarcasm, in case you weren't sure.)
A banner from Steam saying Games from Croatia with what looks like characters from Croatian games, drenched in a piss-yellow filter
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The Media-Guru, page 14/18
Panel 1: Albert appears from out of the shadows, Gert's fingers in his neck, rendering him more zombie-like. Albert: Firstly, my name is Albertoooo… Panel 2: Now it's Octaaf's turn, same situation. Octaaf: One of my specialitieees... Panel 3: Samson gets brought out of the shadows, also zombie-like Samson: Moah seg hééééé... Panel 4: Gert is sitting in the sofa with a wide smile on his face, lifting his friends and dog up by the tip of his abnormally long fingers. Gert: I'm leaving the show to you. From now on, Samson and you will be together. What do you say?
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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De Media-Guru, pagina 14/18
Plaatje 1: Albert komt tevoorschijn uit de schaduwen, maar met Gert's vingers in zijn nek. Hij ziet er meer uit als een zombie dan als een normaal mens. Albert: Ten eerste is ‘t Albertoooo… Plaatje 2: Octaaf die nu uit de schaduwen komt, zelfde situatie Octaaf: een van mijn specialiteiteeeeen... Plaatje 3: Nu wordt Samson opgetild Samson: Moah seg hééééé... Plaatje : Plaatje van Gert die op de zetel zit, zijn lange vingers in de nekken van Albert, Octaaf, de Burgemeester en Samson die hij zo controleert. Gert: Ik laat aan jou de show over! Vanaf nu zijn Samson en jij samen. Wat zeg je daarvan?
October 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM