jerkeye.bsky.social
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Later in the game, when the difficulty spiked, I looked online for answers and learned I was supposed to give those departing characters those abilities, and in doing so get even stronger abilities in return. Ruined my playthrough, and I was mad they added such a weird mechanic to a favorite game.
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It's been years, but if I remember a big mechanic was giving characters special abilities. I had loved classic FFIV, so I didn't want to waste those abilities on characters that died or left the party in the story. (1/2)
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
How I hated that game.
February 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Fuck ok I'm in
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I once found an order ticket inside a burrito I bought from Independence Blvd and Bonnie Road.

Inside the burrito. Within the tortilla.

That location is still open.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The best McDonalds breakfast burrito I've ever had was consistently made at the McDonalds in the Lynnhaven Mall at Virginia Beach. Everything about it was perfect, every time. It was a mall, though, so breakfast was only served for about 30 minutes.

That location is now closed.
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
two men standing in front of a control door
Alt: Harris and Brett from Parks and Rec
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
SEX FARM WOMAN!
January 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I need to put on my oven mitts before handling this take
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thanks for the heads up that Goose The Dog's album isn't any good. I really liked the single, but I'll wait until I can get it through BMG.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Same. I'm stuck contacting my apathetic State Rep to say "Please don't disenfranchise me further."
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The album was delivered yesterday, been excited for the chance to listen to it this afternoon.

First song after the overture, I'm thinking "Interesting vocal effect John's using on this song. Oh, on the second song too?"

Starting over after putting on my readers and checking the playback speed.
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This seems unnecessary.
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This was in a time that hasn't existed since where the initial Star Wars enthusiasm had died off, and they were just figuring out that there was still a market there. I think the Zahn books were in progress.

The point was I was a niche nerd, but 100% certain that I was right and he was wrong.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I joined the school Academic Team my 8th grade year (mid-90s). Went to a meet at another school and the moderator asked "What weapon does Darth Vader use?"

I hit the buzzer, "Lightsaber!"

"Incorrect." Some shithead on the other team said "Lazer Sword" and got awarded the point.

Such bullshit.
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM