Monty also dislikes squirrels; Tork is in good company.

Damn, JT. You married up!

Did Luther get any sweet treats?

Give Tucker Pillsbury credit for being self aware—after trying to make it as a Portland, ME based rapper, he wisely switched to a folksy/country sound that he’s clearly pretty good at. Simple but sweet, it’s a top tapping good time; way fresher of a sound than you’d expect for a “I’m smitten” song.

Water finds its level. This is inclusive of sewage.

Shades of Lina Inverse wielding the Ragna Blade

My brother is convinced a basketball rim tragically killed a member of that man’s family and he’s vowed vengeance ever since.

(Semi-related, guess which Blazers jersey hangs in my closet?)

<*7%

(Sorry, had a lovely 8.4% cider with dinner tonight)

>7% ABV is for cowards

Now at last, the pain of the Amber/Red/Nut Brown beer palette can be felt by all.

Lions control their own destiny now to get in. Niners control their own destiny for the bye. And those are the Bears’ remaining opponents. There’s a very realistic path for the Eagles to get to the two.

I’d call it more of an instruction manual.

Happy gotcha day, Luther!

Jakob Nowell has done his father proud by taking over lead for his band (doing so well I swore it was AI the first time I heard it) and after 28 years 10 months since “What I Got” was the number 1 song on the alternative charts, returned them to the top once again with a sound that hasn’t aged a day

Left hook, left jab, right cross. Justice is a dish best served with two pound gloves.

Everyone has their diagnosis of what went wrong from the end of phase 3, but I think it’s hard to ignore just how much emotional investment went into that 10 year buildup to Endgame. A lot of people (myself included) simply don’t have the bandwidth to make it again over an ever increasing universe.

Like, the WBO can have its belt go to anyone they want for a fight any time they want, but when it comes to crowning a yearly champion, it’s just one data point.