Jeremy Nicholl Photography
@jeremynicholl.bsky.social
Professional photographer. Amateur motorcyclist. Refugee from Russia (creative differences with the FSB) & refugee from X (if you need to ask why you don’t belong here).
I’ve found a photo of myself inside Chernobyl 30 years ago & it’s terrifying to see how the radiation has aged me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’ve found a photo of myself inside Chernobyl 30 years ago & it’s terrifying to see how the radiation has aged me.
Only one way to get through the second half of this Scotland vs Denmark match.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Only one way to get through the second half of this Scotland vs Denmark match.
Saying goodbye to Fleet St legend, colleague & great friend Brian Harris at his funeral today. Note the Leica & Billingham bag on his casket😁
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Saying goodbye to Fleet St legend, colleague & great friend Brian Harris at his funeral today. Note the Leica & Billingham bag on his casket😁
Banger of a photo of the latest Conservative wannabe Prime Minister by Christopher Furlong.👏🤣
October 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Banger of a photo of the latest Conservative wannabe Prime Minister by Christopher Furlong.👏🤣
I think I’ve got my look sorted out.
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I think I’ve got my look sorted out.
Well at least people in Ireland are enjoying Storm Amy.
October 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Well at least people in Ireland are enjoying Storm Amy.
In Dublin at the opening of The National Library permanent collection of Live Aid with my photo of Bono at the Wembley concert.
September 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In Dublin at the opening of The National Library permanent collection of Live Aid with my photo of Bono at the Wembley concert.
Pro tip: never trust an internet provider who can't spell the word "internet".
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Pro tip: never trust an internet provider who can't spell the word "internet".
Went to wedding in Azerbaijan recently. Formal dress required so went in full Highland kit. Get into taxi & Azeri driver cries:
“Yes! Mel Gibson! Braveheart! I see it! Scots & Irish fight the English!” He paused, then: “Tell me, does it still happen?”
Me: “ Only when there’s a football match.”
“Yes! Mel Gibson! Braveheart! I see it! Scots & Irish fight the English!” He paused, then: “Tell me, does it still happen?”
Me: “ Only when there’s a football match.”
September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Went to wedding in Azerbaijan recently. Formal dress required so went in full Highland kit. Get into taxi & Azeri driver cries:
“Yes! Mel Gibson! Braveheart! I see it! Scots & Irish fight the English!” He paused, then: “Tell me, does it still happen?”
Me: “ Only when there’s a football match.”
“Yes! Mel Gibson! Braveheart! I see it! Scots & Irish fight the English!” He paused, then: “Tell me, does it still happen?”
Me: “ Only when there’s a football match.”
From the Department Of What Could Possibly Go Wrong 🤦♂️
August 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
From the Department Of What Could Possibly Go Wrong 🤦♂️
Now *this* is how to make a cup of coffee.
August 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Now *this* is how to make a cup of coffee.
Ingerland 2025: deport all forriners wot kant speak proper English.
August 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Ingerland 2025: deport all forriners wot kant speak proper English.
An official Outer Hebrides viewpoint. These people are having a laugh.
July 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
An official Outer Hebrides viewpoint. These people are having a laugh.
Phone reception in the Outer Hebrides is bloody hopeless.
July 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Phone reception in the Outer Hebrides is bloody hopeless.
This is not the beach you’re looking for.
July 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is not the beach you’re looking for.
West Yorkshire police said: “We are sorry that the man involved is unhappy with the circumstances of this arrest.” Satire is dead, overwhelmed by British reality: nobody would dare to make this stuff up.
July 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
West Yorkshire police said: “We are sorry that the man involved is unhappy with the circumstances of this arrest.” Satire is dead, overwhelmed by British reality: nobody would dare to make this stuff up.
If you’ve never ridden a motorcycle around the Outer Hebrides you are seriously missing out. Please note it is necessary to wear sunglasses at all times because of the intense Hebridean sunlight.
July 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you’ve never ridden a motorcycle around the Outer Hebrides you are seriously missing out. Please note it is necessary to wear sunglasses at all times because of the intense Hebridean sunlight.
Italian motorcycle + Scottish island = 😃
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Italian motorcycle + Scottish island = 😃
Embargo lifted! Dance like nobody’s watching, etc…
June 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Embargo lifted! Dance like nobody’s watching, etc…
It’s not often you get to see an Irishman in Highland dress demonstrate his Caucasus mountain dance skills. I’m the second from the right.
Unfortunately there is footage. Lots and lots of footage…
Unfortunately there is footage. Lots and lots of footage…
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s not often you get to see an Irishman in Highland dress demonstrate his Caucasus mountain dance skills. I’m the second from the right.
Unfortunately there is footage. Lots and lots of footage…
Unfortunately there is footage. Lots and lots of footage…
Good God, apparently @theguardian.com have not only fired all their sub-editors, they can’t even afford a spellcheck🤦♂️
June 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good God, apparently @theguardian.com have not only fired all their sub-editors, they can’t even afford a spellcheck🤦♂️
Just nipping out for a gentlemanly spin with Margarita. #gentlemansride #dgr #distinguishedgentlemansride
May 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Just nipping out for a gentlemanly spin with Margarita. #gentlemansride #dgr #distinguishedgentlemansride
Going through old stuff & found my first camera😃
Actually took my first Soviet Union photos with this👍 #photography #Kodak
Actually took my first Soviet Union photos with this👍 #photography #Kodak
April 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Going through old stuff & found my first camera😃
Actually took my first Soviet Union photos with this👍 #photography #Kodak
Actually took my first Soviet Union photos with this👍 #photography #Kodak
Kremlin Employee Of The Month.
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Kremlin Employee Of The Month.
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
March 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.