He has polling confused with golf scoring.

Purging any political party of "narcissists" would be pretty crazy. There'd be very few people left.

"meritocracy"

How ironic would it be if Trump’s most ardent supporters finally turned on him because of emails?

“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” ~Charles Darwin

Wait, should I stop eating these Slim Jims?

"I challenge you to a dementia test!" is not the flex he thinks it is.

Every mistake is so demoralizing because it means so much. Get a score out of halftime, and this is anyone’s game.