Halfway through the first, I stopped and asked, “Jesus Christ wtf with this terrible bamboo bullshit?” I find it inspirational that he’s still doing it three installments later behind a pay wall.

Embarrassing framing by an embarrassing publication.

I’m the GALLERY HALLL.

Don’t forget the great room!

So Netflix is not a company that would leave money on the table but also they left money on the table, based on a strategy that has already been shown to not bring in as much money as theatrical revenue.

Frankenstein screenings in my city attracted sellout crowds, even on school nights, but Netflix didn’t expand screens. It’s the definition of leaving money on the table.

Flying reindeer are involved in few deaths, thanks in large part to the various magic at their disposal.

Also, people using horses for carriage travel were going a lot slower than cars on the freeway. City streets in the age of pedestrians, carriages and bicycles were much less restrictive because everyone could adapt to the traffic.

To your point, horse deaths would be more tied to recreation->ATVs.

Never saw Solo but I’d bump Last Jedi up a couple spots and call it good.

To be fair that’s not what your tweet said.

I didn’t think anything would redeem that overwrought bamboo metaphor but I was wrong.

I too love the em dash. 😭

Yeah I got big “break upon vibes” from this line.

“Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?”

They even discuss the symbol in this icon sketch.

I don’t recall the 2009 dynamics — might well have been a fail there — but it was definitely pushed in 2021 but it was clear the votes weren’t there (thanks Manchin and Sinema).

There’s something wild about you, child, that’s so contagious
Let’s be outrageous
Let’s misbehave

😬